Pervert zebra on the loose!

[Taro Toporific]

Kinky kicking zebra busts out of a truck at a rest stop to out the hot action in the women's restroom. The driver, of course, had to run into restroom, hee, hee.
Zebra Escapes From Truck on Japan HighwayTuesday June 01, 2004 12:23pm
TOKYO (AP) - A zebra kicked its way out of a truck at a highway rest stop on Tuesday, leading the driver into the women's washroom in pursuit. ....

[kurohinge1]

... Zebra Escapes From Truck on Japan Highway ...

... While the driver was taking a nap, the 9-year-old zebra, about two metes long and weighing some 200 kilograms, smashed through wood surrounding the load platform ...

Yes, I can see how you'd sleep through the sound of a 200kg animal smashing out of your truck ...

And it took five hours to capture the little fella - where did all that training go ???

Training:
(a) "Escaped Wild Animal Drill at Tama Zoo"]"Job: wear a lion suit -- get shot with a tranquilizer gun"[/url]; and
(c) "Lion Escapes"

[kurohinge1]

This time, it's an alligator loose, menacing the public ...

KOBE -- Police were called Sunday night to capture an alligator running loose on a busy street here, and have taken it to the safety of the local Oji Zoo ...

They believe that the pet alligator had escaped or had been discarded by its owner. A passerby spotted the 60-centimeter-long alligator in a shopping district of Kobe's Chuo-ku and alerted police ...

The fearless police used a metal ring attached to a mop to snare it, lest they should lose an arm or leg to this monster.

Now, unless that person in the photo has an abnormally large hand, I'm wondering where the other 30cm length of this beast is hidden (it only looks about 30cm long, not 60cm) ...

[kurohinge1]

"Kansai Croc Cornered"
or "FG (F*cked 'Gator) Cornered at Kansai" ...

A gavial, seized by customs officers at Kansai Airport in Osaka, that was smuggled from Indonesia. Photo: AFP