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Bobby Fischer's huge penis worries

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Bobby Fischer's huge penis worries

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:50 pm

Bobby Fischer vigorously defends his manhood(By Marvin Feltcher, Mainichi Daily News, Oct. 18, 2004)
Chess genius Bobby Fischer has lashed out against what he sees as doubts about his virility, boasted of being hugely endowed and claimed his incarceration near the site of Japan's worst nuclear accident is aimed at making him impotent.... Fischer alluded to an old wive's tale that says foot span is often seen as an indication of the length of a penis and pointed out that he wears size 14 shoes....
"This is an absolutely true story," Fischer said. "And it ties in with this nuclear radiation here. This can affect your potency. They want to make me impotent."
Fischer believes that Ushiku's proximity to Tokai, scene of Japan's worst-ever nuclear accident following a critical reaction at a plant in 1999, makes him susceptible to the effects of leaked radiation. Ushiku is about 50 kilometers from Tokai, where the government has deemed radiation levels are fit for human habitation.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:06 pm

Give me some of that shit he's been smoking.

On second thought, perhaps not....
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Postby dimwit » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:49 am

Fluoridation of the water supply also make one impotent :roll: which may explain the state of Bobby's teeth. :P
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