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Postby dingosatemybaby » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:55 pm

Growing weary of the apocolyptic fare on the J-telly, dingo dragged out - much to his wife's annoyance - his old DVD of "Waterworld." Watching it, dingo had what Taro-sama might call an epiphany. Like a coy mistress or a great work of literature, Waterworld yields its secrets only to those who invest the requisite patience and effort. Well, dingo made the investment, and this was his epiphany: the "Smokers" are Jiminto. To a Tee. I mean, even the name. When the Deacon of the 'Deez (Dennis Hopper) delivers his camp-classic oration to the Smokers, what he says sounds exactly like a paleo-Jiminto member's speech to his rustic constituents:

"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it! 'Cause I'm talkin' progress, folks!"

-dingo
"Now let's get this tub of shit up to speed!"
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:12 pm

dingosatemybaby wrote:.. like a paleo-Jiminto member's speech to his rustic constituents:


Yes, environment "reform" is a traditional Japanese value. Just look at the nuclear plan approach that Zen gardens take---now there's a true love of nature.

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