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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:15 pm

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Kyodo via Japan Today: Toyota unveils wagon that can act as DJ booth

CHIBA — Toyota Motor Corp on Tuesday unveiled the Hiace Sound Satellite, a commercial wagon that can transform itself into a multifunctional mobile studio for use at live outdoor events.

Along with its two large roof-mounted foldaway plasma display screens, the futuristic vehicle is also fitted with audio gear and indoor lighting. The double doors on the left-hand side of the vehicle open to reveal a fan-shaped "revolving open studio" equipped with a counter, audio gear and other fixtures to the left, and a fan-shaped "revolving merchandise showcase" to the right. (Kyodo News)
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:42 pm

OH MY GAAAAAAWD!!! That is so fucking cool! Holy shit! Someone please buy me one of those! Gomi, Kamome, Taro put your funds together puhleeeeeze.

OK I hate to do this but I am going to kill myself if I don't have one of those by Nov. 11th. Get your funds together!

SAVE AK buy him: huge in-car stereo Hiace Sound Satellite!!!!

My life is in your hands FGs. You can save me and spend eternity in heaven or let me die, in which case you'll burn forever in :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: HELL :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

The choice is yours...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:32 pm

AssKissinger wrote:OH MY GAAAAAAWD!!! That is so fucking cool! Holy shit! Someone please buy me one of those! Gomi, Kamome, Taro put your funds together puhleeeeeze...


That does look like a great way to run outdoor concerts and keitai flash raves in parking areas, doesn't it? I could see it as a tax deductible business investment (3-year accelerated depreciation) for somebody with paying gigs,
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Postby djgizmoe » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:57 pm

Yes, AK and I can timeshare the DJ mobile. WOW-EEEEEEEEE... 8O

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:13 am

Eight days until my suicide unless yall get the funds together!!!
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:11 pm

You should go ahead and pull the trigger then.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:56 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Eight days until my suicide unless yall get the funds together!!!

How 'bout a hug?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:54 am

American Oyaji wrote:You should go ahead and pull the trigger then.

Gee, I'd think I might pull the trigger if this pulled up to a south Haiyama beach while I was surf-kayaking on a quiet afternoon.

http://www.conceptcar.ee/toyota/hiacesoundsatellite/photo01.html
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:37 am

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Four more days
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:10 pm

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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:17 pm

AssKissinger wrote:OH MY GAAAAAAWD!!! That is so fucking cool! Holy shit! Someone please buy me one of those! Gomi, Kamome, Taro put your funds together puhleeeeeze.

OK I hate to do this but I am going to kill myself if I don't have one of those by Nov. 11th. Get your funds together!

SAVE AK buy him: huge in-car stereo Hiace Sound Satellite!!!!

My life is in your hands FGs. You can save me and spend eternity in heaven or let me die, in which case you'll burn forever in :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: HELL :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

The choice is yours...


OK I've decided to give yall untill Monday.
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Postby puargs » Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:23 pm

Taro, that's a Taporific picture. I'll take that hug any day.

Here's the part where I ask you where you got the picture, jokingly at first, not to be indicative of my interests in it, but then slowly turning into a serious inquiry.
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:06 pm

Three hours or I blow my fucking brains out
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:18 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Three hours or I blow my fucking brains out


Where'd ja get the gun?
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:21 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Three hours or I blow my fucking brains out


Where'd ja get the gun?
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:50 pm

MrsAssKissinger wrote:Hi, This is Mrs AssKissinger, AK's wife. I had to clean AK's brains up from all over our bathroom this morning because none of of you rich assed corporate cocksuckers could buy him this giant car stereo thing. Thanks a lot assholes
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I AGREE WITH YOU MRS AK.

Postby deltaco » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:14 pm

GO UTES! FUCK BYU!


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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:03 pm

MrsAssKissinger wrote:Hi, This is Mrs AssKissinger, AK's wife. I had to clean AK's brains up from all over our bathroom this morning because none of of you rich assed corporate cocksuckers could buy him this giant car stereo thing. Thanks a lot assholes


Oh dear. RIP AK. :cry:

BTW who is independantly wealthy on this board.. cos if somebody is going to buy something for AK, then I think they should buy something for everybody else too?
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:45 pm

I can't imagine that the real Mrs.AK is too heartbroken... all that insurance money... :wink:
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Cheap shot

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:58 pm

MrsAssKissinger wrote:... I had to clean AK's brains up from all over our bathroom this morning ...

Mrs AK, we deeply regret the loss of that 5 seconds from your life. :lol:

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Sorry to speak ill of "the dead", AK, but I couldn't resist that one :wink:
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Re: Cheap shot

Postby AssKissinger » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:06 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:
MrsAssKissinger wrote:... I had to clean AK's brains up from all over our bathroom this morning ...

Mrs AK, we deeply regret the loss of that 5 seconds from your life. :lol:

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Sorry to speak ill of "the dead", AK, but I couldn't resist that one :wink:


MrsAssKissinger wrote::rofl:
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Trade it in!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:27 pm

MrsAssKissinger wrote:Hi, This is Mrs AssKissinger, AK's wife. I had to clean AK's brains up from all over our bathroom this morning because none of of you rich assed corporate cocksuckers could buy him this giant car stereo thing.


Ok, here's how send in that old AK brain...
These instructions outline the procedures of packing a fresh brain for shipment to the NYBB...

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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:08 pm

MrsAssKissinger wrote:I've managed to summon The Ghost Of AssKissinger through a seance. Here he is...


The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Hi, How are you?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:12 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
MrsAssKissinger wrote:I've managed to summon The Ghost Of AssKissinger through a seance. Here he is...


The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Hi, How are you?


We're all fine but still in the hell-that-is-Japan. How's the music in Heaven-is-anywhere-but-Japan? Are you learning the harp?
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:29 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote: There's no porn allowed in Heaven and there's no AC or cold beer in Hell so I've decided to try to reinfest the corpse of AK and see if I can bring him back to a humanoid type of Night of the Living Dead zombie kind of existance.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:37 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote: There's no porn allowed in Heaven ...


Hey, but there are no clothes in Heaven either, so you must be enjoying your great grandma's loooooong titties bouncing right now, right?
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:10 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:God must be Japanese. Everybody in Heaven is young and sexy but their genitals are fuzzed out by mosaic.
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:54 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Pongi, I know a lot of people bashed that flick but that scene is one of my all time favorites. It was so cool and surreal. And the music to that film is killer. I even bought the soundtrack. One thing I don't like is that they overdub skits from the movie onto the music tracks. I actually took the time to edit it out because it annoys me. Skits from the movie are fine but they should be on seperate tracks like on the Pulp Fiction Soundtrack.
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:40 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:It didn't win awards because it's too over the top for most people.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:48 pm

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Tech-On: Toyota Launches Fully Redesigned Passenger Car Developed under Concept of "Car-shaped Music Player"
Toyota has launched a completely redesigned passenger car "bB" in Japan on December 26, 2005. Targeted at young people who prefer the lifestyle of "being surrounded by music all the time," it has been developed under the concept of "a car-shaped music player," in order to create the interior environment for enjoying music. It is priced at from 1,344,000 yen to 1,848,000 yen...The highest grade model is equipped with nine speakers located around the interior, an audio system employing surround digital signal processing (DSP) technology, an input terminal for connection with a portable music player. Illumination units that flash in rhythm to the sound are provided in 11 locations to create an atmosphere similar to that of nightclubs or live music concerts...more...
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