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Anti-bosozoku cops now armed with paintball rifles

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Anti-bosozoku cops now armed with paintball rifles

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:06 am

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Cops bring out the big guns to rope in pesky bikers
The Mainichi Daily News, By Marvin Feltcher, November 16, 2004
Backed by an arsenal of new weaponry, Japan's cops are cracking down on the bosozoku biker gangs that roam the country...new changes to the law lets them make arrests on the spot just by confirming that somebody is a member of a biker gang. This is a powerful new weapon for the police."
It's not the only new tool in the police arsenal that helps them combat bikers. Cops will also be armed with paintball rifles, nail guns to shoot out tires ...
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Postby dimwit » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:35 am

Nail guns sound pretty stupid as I can just imagine the compensation paid out after a cop misses his target. Paint balls on the other hand might do the trick, especially if they were pink. At very least it would piss off the bozos to no end driving around on repainted pink bikes. :)
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Postby Skankster » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:52 am

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As long as they are:


Made in the U.S.A. Paintball guns


In which case Im perfectly OK with that
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Postby Watcher » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:37 am

I would prefer some kind of giant pillow to inflate in front of them as a giant crash pad which could cushion the little darlings before being arrested. Or how about a giant "spider web gun" similar to the ones they threatened to use during the world cup... it's all so 1960's batman tv show-ish. I gotta a better idea. GROW SOME BALLS AND DO YOUR JOB. Set up road blocks when they congregate and start doing spot checks all over known areas for anyone with a bozo bike (these things are pretty easy to spot after all) and follow them when they are off their bikes (ya see them walking around in their silly costumes). Do spot checks for licenses and outsatnding warrants. It ain't that hard unless you're a cop in JapanI guess.

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Postby dimwit » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:56 am

Watcher wrote:Dimwit: Are you really an Argos fan?


Argos, Argos, ARGOS, ARGOS, ARGOOOOOOOS. Pinball will pull another rabbit out of the hat on Sunday. Hoping to try to find a good satelite link so I can watch the Grey Cup but no luck so far. At least I should be able to pick up the game on radio.
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