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Japanese cosmetics company to cure stinky gaijin men!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:32 pm

Cosmetics & chemo-castration?
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Lion Elucidates Mechanism of Androstenone, Male Body Odor Causative Factor
Tokyo (JCNN) Nov 19 -- On November 17, Japanese cosmetic and toiletries manufacturer Lion announced the findings of its latest research on male body odor. According to the research, androstenone, a kind of volatile steroid found in the underarms, causes body odor and make others, women in particular, feel uncomfortable.
When androstenone mixes with sweat, the body odor tends to be enhanced. Also, the company has confirmed that an extract derived from the apricot kernel can effectively inhibit the generation of androstenone.
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[url=http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=cache:UME2wzQier4J:[url]www.relata.info/docs/Y2K_MAN.PDF+androstenone+perfume]What[/url] this press release does not say is that androstenone is thought of as a human sex phememone and the lack of it is found in castrated males.
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Re: Japanese cosmetics company to cure stinky gaijin men!

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:54 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:...
[url=http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=cache:UME2wzQier4J:[url]www.relata.info/docs/Y2K_MAN.PDF+androstenone+perfume]What[/url] this press release does not say is that androstenone is thought of as a human sex phememone and the lack of it is found in castrated males.
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Albeit, nice-smelling castrated males. :lol:

An Internet Advert wrote:Invisible, and undetectable, when unknowingly inhaled by any adult woman, Androstenone Pheromone Concentratefor men unblocks all restraints and releases her raw animal sex drive!

Beautiful and sexy single women will find you irresistible with this new powerful formula that attracts women and makes them hot for you with just your mere presence. You don't even have to say anything, yet incredibly watch women, even women who are total strangers, get turned on in front of you.

As soon as they get a whiff of Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate they will want to touch you, become very friendly towards you, crave to be with you, and only you will know why ...


Watch out girls :lol:
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Re: Japanese cosmetics company to cure stinky gaijin men!

Postby GuyJean » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:55 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:causes body odor and make others, women in particular, feel uncomfortable.
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!! As you mentioned, Taro. Sweat is one vessel for the pheromones of love.. Don't some colognes contain monkey sweat? Chicks dig BO, they just don't know it. :wink:

It all depends on diet too; if you're a festering ramen sponge, it's gonna stink to most everyone. But I believe there's someone for everyone; somewhere, out there, there's a welcoming receptor for ramen pungence.

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Postby eneman » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:49 pm

So in actual fact I am a super chick-magnet. Don`t know if the missus will be entirly happy about that. But I would like to disagree. My students recoil in horror at the smell emanating from my underarms of late. Fuck knows where this smell is coming from, but it`s bloody uncomfortable knowing that I smell even though I do all the right things.
Could it be something I do a lot of - like drinking happoshu? I`ve almost run out of decent underarm deodarant and have sent an SOS to Oz for more.
I`m at a total loss and have taken to soaping my stinky pits. Actually it smells like my rancid farts, so maybe it could have something to do with food, drinks etc. I know I don`t eat near as much fruit as I used to.
So if you pass by a particularly nasty smelling FG say hello, it may be me.
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:12 pm

eneman wrote:My students recoil in horror at the smell emanating from my underarms of late.
:lol: Yeah, but I bet there's one chick that digs it. :wink:
eneman wrote:Actually it smells like my rancid farts, so maybe it could have something to do with food, drinks etc.
Sometimes a change of diet creates BO stench. Once the body adjusts, it tends not to stink as much.. I also think that if we never started wearing deodorant, we wouldn't stink as bad when we don't use it.
eneman wrote: I`ve almost run out of decent underarm deodarant and have sent an SOS to Oz for more.
MedShop Express ships deodorant to Japan, expensively.

http://www.medshopexpress.com/personal-care-deodorants.html

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My student informed me

Postby canman » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:46 pm

That if you eat 500 grams of yogurt a day you will not smell, and your shit won't stink. Isn't that a nice one. I also read in the Japan times that OL's in Japan are now downing three cups of cocoa a day because it is believed to stop shit from smelling. Thus allowing them to use the public facilities in their companies without any worries.
On a side note, and I"m sorry to be going off on a tangent, but any of you who teach either children or junior to senior high school, ask them how often they deficate at school. 100% of my students will not. Now is that fucked up or what.
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