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Fwump, Fwump-whump with the accuracy of Doolittle over Tokyo

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Fwump, Fwump-whump with the accuracy of Doolittle over Tokyo

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:12 am

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Zen And The Art Of Pumpkin Bombing
AVweb, CT -Nov 24... Our bomb runs were flown with the accuracy of Doolittle over Tokyo -- meaning I believe I could've hit a target the size of that city. ...
....The B-25 descended slightly and, just before the target zone, opened its bomb bay doors and from its belly countless orbs dropped, arcing toward the target, and quickly decelerating behind the bomber.
A single pumpkin impact sounds like a distant mortar round. First, there's the sight of the explosion and then the sound hits you with a "Fwump!" I'm told that a watermelon comes close, and a bushelful of zucchini can make you take notice. But the pumpkin is surprisingly concussive when it smacks dirt. Now, imagine a whole bellyload of pumpkins tumbling from a bomber and raining upon the target, striking within microseconds of each other: "Fwump, fwump... Fwump! Fwump-whump...!"
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Re: AVweb

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:05 pm

:lol: That's hillarious - it sounds like they had no idea who the B-25 was that made a spectacular guest appearance during the competition.

By the way, Taro-san, were you looking for pumpkin bombing, or something else, when you came across "AVweb" :?: :?: :?: :lol:

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Ha-haaa! HO HO HEE HEE HA HA!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:22 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:By the way, Taro-san, where you looking for pumpkin bombing, or something else, when you came across "AVweb" :?: :?: :?: :lol:
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My browser "history" cache would be grounds for commitment to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...
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