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[legion]

Ahhh yes, strippers, clowns, the easter bunny, and a few local devils for good measure...

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McDonald’s newest! Have a cup of Joy-to-the-world Java™.
Spread 'em holiday cheer!

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think I prefer the strippers

[Taro Toporific]

You know you started on the eggnog way too early with you see this on the way to the company Bonenkai-cum-Christmas party.

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@tokyoscum

[matsuki]

You know you started on the eggnog way too early with you see this on the way to the company Bonenkai-cum-Christmas party.

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@tokyoscum

[Taro Toporific]

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more at reymisterio‘s flickr

[Taro Toporific]

How to wrap a Japanese XXXmas package.

In Japan, There’s A Freaky-Looking Way
To Relax
Kotaku.com (2016-Dec-21)
...called “otona maki” (おとなまき) or “adult wrapping"...
...it is supposed to help you relax by wrapping your body tightly, returning you to the feeling you had in the womb, creating a sense of security
M0aR~

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Click to play the sort-of-NSFW video.

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ザベスのクリスマミー@erizabesutera

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[wagyl]

This is severe animal cruelty. Penguins are from the southern hemisphere, and it is summer there now.

[Coligny]

How to wrap a Japanese XXXmas package.

In Japan, There’s A Freaky-Looking Way
To Relax
Kotaku.com (2016-Dec-21)
...called “otona maki” (おとなまき) or “adult wrapping"...
...it is supposed to help you relax by wrapping your body tightly, returning you to the feeling you had in the womb, creating a sense of security
M0aR~

otona-maki-for-xmas.jpg

xmas-mummy.jpg

Click to play the sort-of-NSFW video.

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ザベスのクリスマミー@erizabesutera

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Do they drench the sheets in cheap whiskey to also remember that fetal alcohol poisonning you they got there ?

Edit:rereading that post it read like i wuz talking to Taro instead of describing a generic japanes issue...

[wagyl]

I just received a direct mail e-mail referring to the Christmas Three-day Holiday.

I'm sure the Emperor will be thrilled.

[kurogane]

This is severe animal cruelty. Penguins are from the southern hemisphere, and it is summer there now.

You may be right but it doesn't seem an entirely black and white issue

[wagyl]

Maybe retarded Canadian Christmas news resolves the grey to a clear-cut black and white?

[Russell]

This is severe animal cruelty. Penguins are from the southern hemisphere, and it is summer there now.

You may be right but it doesn't seem an entirely black and white issue

Though you said that before, it certainly does apply to this scenario.

[kurogane]

Yeah, I'm running out of schticks........bear with me...

[Taro Toporific]

Yeah, I'm running out of schticks...

HO!

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[kurogane]

Hmph. I might be cheap but I'm not easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to one and all. May the lurv of lilbebbejeezuz fill your heart and warm your hearth.

https://santatracker.google.com/

(Yeeks! I t look like even Santy Claws has become a EuroFirster)

[Taro Toporific]

Hmph.
https://santatracker.google.com/
(Yeeks! I t look like even Santy Claws has become a EuroFirster)

Bah humbug!

noradsanta.org/Official NORAD Santa Tracker The original tracker for more than 60 years
Better music --- Better nukes!(c)

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[Takechanpoo]

its one of the reasons western gaijin dudes are hated here and other asian countries. that japanese(?) guy is just preventing the square from being chaotic in the fucking crowded christmax season. just look around. while every japanese passers-by are walking in line as instructed by guards, only those fucking gaijin guys are crossing the road arrogantly by themselves and even shouted "fuck you""shut up". its just like "we gaijins are special! we own this square. yeah!", taking advantage of the fact almost all of japanese dont complain. and you dont understand such an entry-level thing, living in here for a long time? seriously? eh? probably its why you weak brain dude hasnt been accepted by japanese yet in spite of living here for long time.

[Grumpy Gramps]

That's how Darwin works. The strong ones can do whatever they please, no matter how good or bad, while the weaklings will fall in line, no matter the color of their hair, skin, nose or passport.

It's called life.

[Wage Slave]

Although I agree with you about weaklings, interestingly Darwin never said anything such about the strongest. What he said was:

it is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself

I reckon that makes places like Japan and Wales consummate survivors and the US a basket case. But make it unnatural selection and all bets are off as Mr Trump is only too well aware.

[Takechanpoo]

That's how Darwin works. The strong ones can do whatever they please, no matter how good or bad, while the weaklings will fall in line, no matter the color of their hair, skin, nose or passport.

It's called life.

you mean mafia and terrorist type guys, who use physical strongness and destroy the order are superior? eh?
quite the opposite. those dudes who cant properly control their aggressiveness has been removed in the evolutionary process. and gentle-mannered ones tend to survive at the better condition in civilized society.
and what you are superior is only speaking english. actually you are really good at it. great. youve ever survived only by it. im jealous, really.

[Takechanpoo]

Although I agree with you about weaklings,.

in christmax and new year holiday season is people can become most open and chaotic and violent throughout the year. if you leave them being chaotic, it will mostly lead to crimes. how can be weaklings to follow the order. huh? its the same to say that a robber is worse than being robbed. the stone age ended a fucking long time ago. you didnt even know it?

[Wage Slave]

Although I agree with you about weaklings,.

in christmax and new year holiday season is people can become most open and chaotic and violent throughout the year. if you leave them being chaotic, it will mostly lead to crimes. how can be weaklings to follow the order. huh? its the same to say that a robber is worse than being robbed. the stone age ended a fucking long time ago. you didnt even know it?

Did you read what I said or is a selective quote all you need to be off on another one? Anyway, I agree of course. How well the weak and vulnerable are protected is, of course, a critical indicator of how civilised a society is. Ditto provision for the poor,old, tall, female and disabled. Do you agree?

[Russell]

Although I agree with you about weaklings,.

in christmax and new year holiday season is people can become most open and chaotic and violent throughout the year. if you leave them being chaotic, it will mostly lead to crimes. how can be weaklings to follow the order. huh? its the same to say that a robber is worse than being robbed. the stone age ended a fucking long time ago. you didnt even know it?

Did you read what I said or is a selective quote all you need to be off on another one? Anyway, I agree of course. How well the weak and vulnerable are protected is, of course, a critical indicator of how civilised a society is. Ditto provision for the poor,old, tall, female and disabled. Do you agree?

As long as they are not Korean or Chinese, Takechan will probably agree...

[legion]

[Wage Slave]

Although I agree with you about weaklings,.

in christmax and new year holiday season is people can become most open and chaotic and violent throughout the year. if you leave them being chaotic, it will mostly lead to crimes. how can be weaklings to follow the order. huh? its the same to say that a robber is worse than being robbed. the stone age ended a fucking long time ago. you didnt even know it?

Did you read what I said or is a selective quote all you need to be off on another one? Anyway, I agree of course. How well the weak and vulnerable are protected is, of course, a critical indicator of how civilised a society is. Ditto provision for the poor,old, tall, female and disabled. Do you agree?

As long as they are not Korean or Chinese, Takechan will probably agree...

Not so sure. You can be Japanese but if you are female, poor, old or disabled then you aren't worthy according to his longum, et plurima statements.

[kurogane]

Santa Claus should use the crosswalks, and he seems like a bit of a dick, but even so, cunts all around. Maybe some of those Japanese have that weird anti-Christmas thing? Linus would have told 'em what for, ferschur.

[Taro Toporific]

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[matsuki]

J-Santas need more でぶ

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese are getting ready for their Christmas Eve dates (or the lack of them).

Suicides spiking in Kabukicho after woman’s fatal fall
---tabloid Tokyo Sports claims that 8 persons either committed suicide or attempted to by leaping from buildings in Kabukicho in October---
13 Nov 2018
...a series of other suicides or attempts at such through the end of the month that involved a whopping seven persons. In all of the cases — confirmed by police or fire officials or witnesses — a person leaped from or threatened to leap from a building.
More...

[Taro Toporific]

J-Santas need more でぶ

And, Mrs. J-Claus needs a better Christmas sweater dress.

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