Fucked Gaijin Rap Stars.

[deltaco]

Was just on JT and saw this story and I can't stop laughing.



http://japantoday.com/e/?content=newsmaker&id=211&display=all

[Steve Bildermann]

I diligently read as far as "Born of the Kamakura surf scene" and then suddenly this little the light bulb hovering over my head went on......

Nice one guys...

[Big Booger]

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4078&highlight=hai

[adamukun]

These morons are absolutely shameful. I feel embarrassed just looking at them. As if whites in Japan didn't have a hard enough time being taken seriously before...

[emperor]

..Reminds me of Adam and Joe's (of Channel 4 / BBC 3) visit to Tokyo
and their mock-band "Gaijin Invasion"



MP3

Ichi, Ni, San, Shi!!
[ 1,2,3,4 ]

well i've been a lot o' places in this big old world
but i've never seen a place like this.
the buildings' kinda tall and the people kinda small and everybody eat a lot of fish...
the streets are pretty busy it can make you awful dizzy when your trying to find your way around
so heres a little rhyme you can use it all the time when you're lost in Tokyo town.

--
chorus x 2

Wakarimashita, [ I understood. ]
Wakarimasen, [ I don't understand! ]
Wakarimashita ka ? [ do you understand? ]

Doko desu ka ? [ where is it? ]
Itsu desu ka ? [ when is it? ]
Nani desu ka ? [ what is it? ]
--

it's a fascinating city
but it looks a little shitty
when it's raining and it's grey
when the sun's done a sinkin'
and the lights are on and blinkin'
and baby it looks okay
well they say its futuristic but its also innovistic
its a contradictory place.
when im walkin' through Shibuya feel like singin halleluyah
even though theres limited space.

--
Wakarimashita, [ I understood. ]
Wakarimasen, [ I don't understand! ]
Wakarimashita ka ? [ do you understand? ]

Doko desu ka ? [ where is it? ]
Itsu desu ka ? [ when is it? ]
Nani desu ka ? [ what is it? ]
--

Omotesando! Ikebukuro! Shinjuku! Harajuku!
Meguro! Hibiya! Roppongi! Ginza! Shibuya! Ebisu! Mita! Aoyama!

Akabanebashi!

--
Wakarimashita, [ I understood. ]
Wakarimasen, [ I don't understand! ]
Wakarimashita ka ? [ do you understand? ]

Doko desu ka ? [ where is it? ]
Itsu desu ka ? [ when is it? ]
Nani desu ka ? [ what is it? ]
--

Tsumimahhhhseeeeeehhhhnnnnnnnnnn!
[ I'm Sorry ]

[jingai]

I think Kome Kome Club had better lyrics than that!
And they were making fun of gaijins...

Check out the video for Funk Fujiyama if you get the chance. Priceless.
"konnichiwa, saynonara, kore ikura?
Beautiful Fujiyama, ha ha ha"