Japanese Can't Handle Being Fucked In Paris

[jingai]

I asked which country's food he liked the best. He said none of them because "I like rice."

Guess he missed the risotto.

[Captain Japan]

[Taro Toporific]

[color="Gray"]And now, the Atlantic Magazine discovers the "Paris Syndrome" of the Japanese...[/color]

[INDENT]Paris Syndrome: A First-Class Problem for a First-Class Vacation
TheAtlantic.com | Oct. 18, 2011[floatr][/floatr]
***At least 20 people this summer -- most of them Japanese -- have suffered from the disorder after realizing Paris isn't what they expected***
As tourist season here in Paris winds to a close and the air once again becomes crisp, fresh, and new, we must unfortunately acknowledge that it does not end without a few casualties. Yes, this summer, like the ones that have come before it, has claimed at least 20 victims of a very particular affliction: Paris Syndrome. And though it may sound like a disease unique to freshman girls with Le Chat Noir posters everywhere, it is a serious disorder that causes tourists, especially Japanese tourists, many problems on their trip through the City of Light. And what is Paris Syndrome, exactly? Simply put, it's a collection of physical and psychological symptoms experienced by first-time visitors realizing that Paris isn't, in fact, what they thought it would be.
It is no secret that the representation of Paris in entertainment is a limited one. If the subject matter even makes it past the World War II era, one is still usually going to get a fairly idealized picture. Watching movies set in Paris leaves one with an image of the city that is quaint, friendly, affluent, and likely still in black-and-white. When we use Paris in advertisements, it is invariably some non-threateningly attractive young woman riding a bike around the side streets or skipping down the Champs-Elysées, daintily nibbling a macaroon. We imagine the whole city just smells like Chanel No. 5 and has a government-mandated mime on every corner. And nowhere is this narrow view of Paris more prevalent than in Japan, where the media portrays the city as one filled with thin, gorgeous, unbelievably rich citizens. The three stops of a Parisian's day, according to the Japanese media, are a cafe, the Eiffel Tower, and Louis Vuitton.
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[Ganma]

[Coligny]

Yeeeaaah... pr0n thread...

[Coligny]

Oupsyy... no, educamationnal geopolitical thread...

Paris as seen by tourists:



Paris as seen from inside:

[Ganma]

Paris as seen from inside:

Where are the white people?

[Coligny]

Where are the white people?

Here:


I really looove this picture... when I see a dog with these eyes I know that he's a fries short of a happy meal and I'd better cross the street before he register that my main perfume is "Cat" with a little touch of "Moar Cat"...

[Mike Oxlong]

[Coligny]

[waruta]

[Coligny]

/rerun:







(Old people musak these days it seems... noa iz all aboot Justin Biebuur...)

[tone]

rereading this is hilarious

it is crazy how many people i have come across here that have lived in france for like 3months to 1 yr, but after the fact seem kind of done with it.

i have to say i feel similarly interested in spending some time there - just like japan is to some people, from the outside it seems pretty cool (from the movies ive seen, and my one week there wth my mom when i was 15 hahaha)

[Russell]

[McTojo]

Yea, asian guys are not really into white girls, although they like their boobs. But even then asian girls got much better shaped nipples and coloring.

Black guys tend to like black girls,
Mexican guys like plump mexican girls,
I'm scottish and I seem to be drawn to fair Irish and Austrailian girls :lips smack: (the english are too rough looking and I don't know of any scottish porn.)

It's genes I suspect.

I used to love Janeane Garofalo and Janet Jackson, both non-Japanese, before they became Hollywood trash and started ruining their body with tattoos and recreational drugs. The only reason why I wouldn't go after a Western women is because of how fake they come off, and their warped sense of intimacy.

I used to think that men talked dirty and foul mouthed behind closed doors about the opposite sex. I was wrong. Western women are far worse than men, and it's shocking some of the things they say about their bf and husbands.

Asian women have a way about them; like how they care themselves that makes them so attractive. Sure, it's purely dog and pony, but it's nice and they focus on their men.

[Coligny]

waaaarrrggglaaaarrrrrbllll

Seriously, it's not often that I feel like i'm losing my time reading something on the interwabnet... (after all... I'm a ultimate Master... bator...) But this is one of those 'I want my five minutes back'

[Coligny]

http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/paris.htm

(lower yer soundz B4...)

[Russell]

Seriously, it's not often that I feel like i'm losing my time reading something on the interwabnet... (after all... I'm a ultimate Master... bator...) But this is one of those 'I want my five minutes back'

But isn't it interesting to philosophize how McTojo found out that Western womens talk dirty behind their boyfriend's and husband's backs? Did he have to cross dress for that?

[Greji]

Asian women have a way about them.

Laying ugly old men helps their attractiveness alot.....

[Coligny]

Laying ugly old men helps their attractiveness alot.....

GET OUT OF MY PORN !!!

NOW !!!

[Greji]

[GET OUT OF MY PORN !!!

NOW !!!

Gomen! I was just tryng to hype to my book.....

[Catoneinutica]

The newspaper Le Parisien was showing commercials in French movie theaters a few years ago. One of them showed a pair of lost Japanese tourists imploring a Parisian for directions to the Eiffel tower. He pointed them in the direction from which they came, they thanked him profusely, and then he turned the corner, at which point you could see the tower directly ahead. And Parisian audiences thought this was pretty funny, even though the ad was supposed to be (mildly) mocking them.

[Mike Oxlong]

Why did we move to Paris?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[Catoneinutica]

[Coligny]

[matsuki]

In the 80' if i remember well the prices were quite low... Some people were spending on hookers and blow... some were a bit more savy...

♫♫♫ So was my Daddy, but he's leaving me with nothing to show ♫♫♫

[tone]

i love hearing people talk about inheritances

cant say i dont think about my own... maybe partly why im so antagonistic towards christianity and the beach house my family didnt have as a result - 10% a year times fucking forever

[Catoneinutica]

[quote="Coligny"]There is this assumption among brainwashed kapitalist pigs that communists and socialists are only there to spread misery, while the magic of the market spread wealth to everybody...

Sidenote... my dear dad (that f#&#65505]

He sounds like the quintessential kulak. You know the routine, nigga: from each according to his ability, to each according to his need, so at least one of those houses needs to go to someone who doesn't have one. It's the way - the shining path! - toward a fair and equitable society.

[matsuki]

i love hearing people talk about inheritances

cant say i dont think about my own... maybe partly why im so antagonistic towards christianity and the beach house my family didnt have as a result - 10% a year times fucking forever

[SIZE="2"][color="Gray"][my gods get better cell reception than yours!]
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My rents are not religious but I'm not counting on anything. My father went through some self inflicted medical shit the past few years, has ignored all the doctor's orders, in fact, it's a miracle he's still alive, considering his behavior. All the medical problems have made him manic and he spends all day on some sort of new auction website, bidding, buying, selling everything under the sun. I dunno the financial impact of it all yet but me mom is going nuts because he has 2~3 of everything you could imagine, toasters, juicers, ovens, power tools. Who knows though, maybe he's actually making a profit...I'm just worried how long this will continue and how crazy it will drive my mother.