25 japanese women for the taking

[pbm]

25 women, all single, all high salary high class women. need 10 gaijin guys for party at westin hotel, ebisu, garden place. Dec 12TH, 7pm -9pm, 5000 yen. if your gonna show let me know.

[Iraira]

25 women, all single, all high salary high class women. need 10 gaijin guys for party at westin hotel, ebisu, garden place. Dec 12TH, 7pm -9pm, 5000 yen. if your gonna show let me know.

Are they going to make us have unprotected sex with a goat again?

[AssKissinger]

Do they like to suck dick?

[Greji]

Are they going to make us have unprotected sex with a goat again?

What kind of a goat?

[Iraira]

What kind of a goat?

I'm glad you asked. I've been meaning to get this off my chest.
It was a fluffy white goat, come to think of it, it may have been a sheep, but a smaller one. I think it's name was Sheila (after my aunt), well, at least that was the name I gave it, as I assumed it was female. They hadn't shaved it beforehand, as had been promised in the pamphlet I picked up at JTB. That Pakkun guy went first, I think. To be honest, the dog tranquilizers made it kinda hard for me to focus on who was defiling the goat at the time.
The goat made some strange noises which sounded a lot like the sounds that would come from my sister's room whenever Uncle Cleetus would sleep over during the Arbor Day Sales at Sears and Roebuck. I'm not sure how long I lasted, it was either 30 seconds or 16 pumps, whichever came first. Someone told me that the poor thing broke loose, when Dave Spector's hair schellac got in it's eyes. Beast ran into traffic and was killed, BBQ'ed (as it had already been marinated) and served at some Thai festival a few months later. I had to leave early, as the junior high school was having their parent's day, and I had to prepare a lesson "Compensated Dates: How to get more money for your virginity." It was an all girl's school.

[Greji]

I'm glad you asked.

That's what I thought! That was my old sheep. Always like to go in drag as a goat!

BBQ'd huh? Well, I guess that's what ewe get when ewe mess around.

[jingai]

25 women, all single, all high salary high class women. need 10 gaijin guys for party at westin hotel, ebisu, garden place. Dec 12TH, 7pm -9pm, 5000 yen. if your gonna show let me know.

It pays 5000 yen. Pretty nice for 2 hrs.

[FG Lurker]

25 women, all single, all high salary high class women. need 10 gaijin guys for party at westin hotel, ebisu, garden place. Dec 12TH, 7pm -9pm, 5000 yen. if your gonna show let me know.

"I'm just a gigolo..."

[maninjapan]

Sure Jack would be up for this?

More 'notches' for his 'bed post'

[Iraira]

I noticed something strange about the initial post. It doesn't say how old these goats, I mean these Japanese women are. It only states that they are financially well-endowded. I smell goat cheese.
Y'know, given my 2am rant, I'd like to stop making these goat comments about myself before either a disturbing nickname sticks or twisted rants become fantasies become actions.

[pbm]

23 - 35 all single and looking. no goats here move along.

[GuyJean]

if your gonna show let me know.

Why? No offense, but we already know the date, location, and time..

GJ

[pbm]

no offence taken. there is a limit to how many people can attend. if to many show at the door they cannot enter. 5 slots left.

[GuyJean]

if to many show at the door they cannot enter..

Even if I tell them, "Pbm sent me from Fucked Gaijin.com"? How bout if I use the FG, super-secret password? 'goat-monger'..

GJ

[pbm]

[quote="GuyJean"]Even if I tell them, "Pbm sent me from Fucked Gaijin.com"? How bout if I use the FG, super-secret password? 'goat-monger'.. ]

i am sure if you say, fucked gaijin over and over at the door, they will roll out the red carpet. ask for harumi, she is the organizer tell her pbm sent ya no problem.

the good thing about this party is that the women there have no experience with gaijin. they dont go to matchmaking parties except for this one, which is a company sponsored party. they are not bar sluts from hell or roppongi.

[Greji]

[quote="GuyJean"]How bout if I use the FG, super-secret password? 'goat-monger'.. ]

It won't work GJ unless you have the real stuff with you!:cool:

[AssKissinger]

they are not bar sluts

Well, no wonder you're offering to pay us 5,000 ens.

[pbm]

Well, no wonder you're offering to pay us 5,000 ens.

ok you can pay 10,000 yen for the party. special price just for you.

[pbm]

ok you can pay 10,000 yen for the party. special price just for you.

here is some additional info.party is on floor b1, kusunoki room

[pbm]

ok you can pay 10,000 yen for the party. special price just for you.

here is the home page


http://www.starwoodhotels.com/westin/property/overview/index.html?propertyID=1062

[Iraira]

It won't work GJ unless you have the real stuff with you!:cool:

Can I buy the stuff in bulk? I mean like by the kiloton?

[Greji]

Can I buy the stuff in bulk? I mean like by the kiloton?

The goat or the weed?

[IkemenTommy]

the good thing about this party is that the women there have no experience with gaijin.

That translates to "these girls have not been field-trained and broken into by gaijins." If these women just want to hook up with any plain gaijins, may I suggest to you the good old Roppongi?

[Mulboyne]

If these women just want to hook up with any plain gaijins, may I suggest to you the good old Roppongi?

I'm sure these women are well aware of Roppongi but prefer a controlled environment for their own party.

[pbm]

I'm sure these women are well aware of Roppongi but prefer a controlled environment for their own party.

i think what they are looking for is a controlled husband to wash their dishes.

[American Oyaji]

Were I in Japan during said time, I would. But I am not.
Shigataganai.

[GomiGirl]

i think what they are looking for is a controlled husband to wash their dishes.

What are you doing as their pimp?

And what do you mean by "25 women for the taking"?

[pbm]

What are you doing as their pimp?

And what do you mean by "25 women for the taking"?

i wish i was a pimp. i am merely an abused servent ordered by the wife to find men for the party. she also said its ok if some gaijin women go.

[IkemenTommy]

Were I in Japan during said time, I would. But I am not.
Shigataganai.

Werd. I would so go for that price but I can't tomorrow night as I am having the bonenkai with the company.

[Iraira]

Werd. I would so go for that price but I can't tomorrow night as I am having the bonenkai with the company.

Tuesday night is kinda odd for bonenkai ne?

Ours was last Friday...speeches went on for TOO long, dammit!