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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:27 pm

[SIZE="4"]Posters That React to Being Kissed Are the Worst Posters[/SIZE]
Ah, Japan, you crazy-ass country you. As if your advertising wasn't surreal enough already, the advent of posters that react to being kissed has taken things into a whole new league.

Developed by researchers at Keio University, a new range of displays use ultrasound sensors to measure proximity, in turn displaying a change in reaction on the face on the poster as a passer-by leans in for a kiss. The team thinks it has great promise...

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:45 pm

It's pretty sad that his guy is willing to admit on camera that he's an idol-otaku and is bothered by the fact that the idol posters in his room just sit there and aren't interactive.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:39 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It's pretty sad that his guy is willing to admit on camera that he's an idol-otaku and is bothered by the fact that the idol posters in his room just sit there and aren't interactive.


Marketting speech... he just want to etablish a connection with the target customers "hey guys, I'm a sociopath loser like you'ze"...

I don't even know if it's worse than this:

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Postby Russell » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:04 pm

Wouldn't this greatly promote the transmission of diseases via these posters?!?
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Postby Netherlander » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:41 pm

German saying: "A dark German, a blond Italian and a red Spaniard seldom mean well, like a Dutchman of any colour."
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Postby Russell » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:44 pm

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Postby Netherlander » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:48 pm

Russell wrote:Do you really want to make a baby?

Or do you just want to fornicate?


I don't see the difference......:D
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Postby Russell » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:52 pm

Netherlander wrote:I don't see the difference......:D

You must be the pope then.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:01 pm

Netherlander wrote:I don't see the difference......:D

Make a baby = you cum inside and she gets pregnant
Just Fornicate = you cum inside and she does not get pregnant

no difference really.
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Postby Netherlander » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:17 pm

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:29 pm

Whenever lovely ladies admire the spawn of MOx, I offer to help them practice making their own...:D
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Postby Netherlander » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:32 pm

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:38 pm

That's the thing about Japan. Your lines just have to be mildly funny, nothing especially good. It's amazing how much milage I get out replying "Thanks, but what about my kid?!" to random cute women commenting "kawaii!" as we pass by...
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Postby Netherlander » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:45 pm

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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:25 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Whenever lovely ladies admire the spawn of MOx, I offer to help them practice making their own...:D


Since i'm a certified asshole I always answered "despite th3 mother" to them kawaiiii calls...

Meanwhile I seriously wonder how me julie never got busted by the cops when they were out on their own... At least when with grand'pa and ma she had a smile wider than her face... but with her mum... I think even the NHK guy got1 warmer reactions from her...
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Postby plaid_knight » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:04 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:[SIZE="4"]Posters That React to Being Kissed Are the Worst Posters[/SIZE]

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This is probably (read: definitely) going to be used for porn books or games.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:00 pm

plaid_knight wrote:This is probably (read: definitely) going to be used for porn books or games.


Judging by the state on pr0n videogames in Japan...

no fracking way...

Their shit makes Virtual Valerie (1993 Macintosh CD-Rom for System 7) looks cutting edge...
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:17 am

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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:18 am

You don't want them to actually breed !?
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:52 am

Coligny wrote:You don't want them to actually breed !?


I guess you got me there....................
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Postby Jack » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:04 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It's pretty sad that his guy is willing to admit on camera that he's an idol-otaku and is bothered by the fact that the idol posters in his room just sit there and aren't interactive.


Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:14 am

Jack wrote:Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.

What for ? it's a single task kinect wanabee... nothing to write home aboot...

Call us when those morons can come up with a robot that can survive more than 2h in Daiichi to survey and clean the place... until then... blow me...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:05 am

Jack wrote:Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.


The invention is a waste of time too. Now go fuck yourself, Jack.
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Postby Russell » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:12 pm

Jack wrote:Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.

How is life in there, Jack?!?

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:47 am

Jack wrote:Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.

This thread ain't about you Jack. If it was it would have been titled "Kiss me tool, you"
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