The Sushi Bazooka vs 'Smart Han'

[Taro Toporific]

The Sushi Bazooka
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/07/12/push-out-delicious-rolls-of-sushi-in-minutes-with-sushi-bazooka

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VS

The "Smart Han" by Takara Tomy Arts

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Japan Trend Shop: Smart Han Bento Lunchbox

However, note that the ads for he newly-released “Smart Han" have a funky '70s look but with a few kinky details such as...

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..."Screw up storage" and "Hand Job!" "RIce one!"

See the original Takara Tomy Arts website for the "Smart Han" at: http://www.takaratomy-arts.co.jp/specials/smarthan/

[Taro Toporific]

And, here are the videos of the Sushi Bazooka and Smart Han in action!

[Coligny]

That thing got nothing on the fleshlight...

[Taro Toporific]

That thing got nothing on the fleshlight...

Bah on the Fleshlight.
The pure product of Japan, the Tenga is superior for Japanese balls ... rice balls and others.

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[Coligny]

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What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

Let me guess... yer great-grand'pa was also into photoshopping daguerreotypes and you caught the fever from him ?

[Taro Toporific]

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What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

Let me guess... yer great-grand'pa was also into photoshopping daguerreotypes and you caught the fever from him ?

FIle size limits: The original was 1.4MB.

[Coligny]

YYYAAAAAANNNNNNNPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

I told youz sum peeps here love their anigif fat and greasy...

[Doctor Stop]

Remember the "Sushi Pooper"?

[Taro Toporific]

Remember the "Sushi Pooper"?

How can any us forget that?

Click to play.

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Fair Use -- Parody

The old 2009 FG thread about the "Sushi Pooper": American Sushi Gets Real

...what ever happened to those Sushi Poppers threads? They were great for a laugh.

The Sushi Pooper people couldn't take a joke and ran away crying saying they going to tell on us...

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I just checked and DAMN. The Sushi Pooper is still has an online business selling 12-packs of frozen, "cooked", sushi poops:suship00per.com

[Taro Toporific]

Tenga says it has shipped a cumulative total of over 30 million..err..pleasure packs:
nlab.itmedia.co.jp/nl/articles/1311/11/news020.html (in Japanese)

--- Via Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) 11/11/13, on Twitter

[Taro Toporific]

Always at the forefront of innovation, the beat-off brainiacs at Tenga are now offering the:

"New Tenga “Vacuum Controller” fleshlight featuring a converter for international sizes" via

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