Ride the Wild FG

[kurohinge1]

Coming soon to a mall near you -

The FG Rider



For those girls who are a bit shy about experiencing the real thing, or perhaps just a little out of practice.

Just pop in your money, select the setting* and hang on girls

* The speed and movement ranges from the Newbie-slow-and-easy-does-it setting up to the AK-who's-your-daddy maximum setting, which may require some strapping in.

I wonder if they'll stick them next to the kiddies rides ...





Real story here

[ichigo partygirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was excellent.

[AssKissinger]

Electric horseman


Employees from Matsushita Electric Works Ltd. exercise atop the company's horseback riding exercise machines 'Joba' in Tokyo.

The indoor fitness machine, which swings front, back and laterally, allows the user to strengthen his or her dorsal and abdominal muscles by trying to maintain balance.

Joba is priced between 130,000 and 182,700 yen.

Those girls are getting ripped off! Hell, I'll do it for free.

[Taro Toporific]

You can lead a horse to water, but...---PONGI posted on Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:37 pm

You can lead a horse to water, but...
you can give up jogging with JOBA!

THAT'S IT ROB!
You need to do a Pongi Exercise Infomericial.
Just think of the valuable Japanese vibration products that need the full Pongi-in-a-leotard treatment.

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[Mennon]

I rode on one of these things at the local denkiya. Great fun. It seems to have some kind of randon generator bucker, if you know what I mean. It'll be pretty smooth, then out of nowhere it'll throw in this harsh little buck to kind of wake you up. Awesome. A definate stop on my denkiya tour, along with the shoulder massagers, the scales, massage chairs etc.

[AssKissinger]

Did you notice how ethereal the arm of the girl in the middle is? It's because I stole it to wack myself off in ghost world.

[Taro Toporific]

Solve all those "V" Zone problems.

[AssKissinger]

She's gettin' ghost fucked for sure

[American Oyaji]

Ak, you're married right?

Go bone your wife and leave the juvenile sex angst off the board please.

I mean...come on man.

[AssKissinger]

Ak, you're married right?

Yep

Go bone your wife

OK

leave the juvenile sex angst off the board please

No can do.

I mean...come on man.

Sorry.