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[Harvey]

What the fucking fuck?

[Crispy]

Uh, this insanely expensive device does the same thing that any human who has spent enough time with dogs can do themselves. Dogs aren't the most emotionally guarded animals out there...

[Taro Toporific]

148,000 yen for dog emotion sensorBowlingual goes on sale in Japan in August for 148,000 yen ($1,115.00).

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Cats to speak in 'human'
Tokyo / 16jul03 / The Advertiser, AU
TAKARA Co. of Japan will launch a device that translates cats' meows into human speech in November after the smash-hit dog-language electronic interpreter Bowlingual...Meowlingual shows "translations" of cat language on its liquid crystal display when held close to the animals..The device will be priced at 8,800 yen ($115), less than the 14,800 yen ($184) dog owners pay for Bowlingual.

[kurohinge1]

They are now only one step away from making one for humans ...



And it could be displayed like this.

[American Oyaji]

If you have a smart dog, that isnt necessary.

And even better. If the dog has smart master it isnt necessary

[Taro Toporific]

If you have a smart dog, that isnt necessary.

HEY, THESE CATS AIN'T DUMB.

See Reuters, 18.jul.03

[Taro Toporific]

[Taro Toporific]

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Moonies at the Washington Times today report the discovery of the BOWLINGUAL(tm)!

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New Bow-Lingual gizmo translates dog 'speak'
LONDON SUNDAY TELEGRAPH via Washington Times, July 23, 2006
...Welcome to the brave new world of Bow-Lingual, a Japanese device due to introduced in Europe later this year priced at about $100. It reportedly breaks down the barrier between man and beast by translating a canine's every growl and whimper. Or so its makers claim. ....[/INDENT]

[Blah Pete]

Your dog wants steak.

[Taro Toporific]

Moonies at the Washington Times today report the discovery of the BOWLINGUAL(tm)!

New Bow-Lingual gizmo translates dog 'speak'
LONDON SUNDAY TELEGRAPH via Washington Times, July 23, 2006....

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Just four months until we can understand dogs! Dog-to-English translator to become a reality
metro.co.uk Monday 30 Dec 2013
Anxious to know what your dog is thinking? The wait could soon be over as a ‘dog-to-English’ translator is set to become a reality in just four months.
No More Woof hopes to deliver the first translation devices in April 2014, after smashing its fundraising target this month.
The Nordic Society for Invention and Discovery hoped to raise $10,000 (£6,066) using crowdfunding platform Indiegogo, but has now raised over $15,000 (£9,101) with 47 days to spare.
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[Coligny]

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[Russell]

Reminds me of that "erai" elderly scientist, who predicted in his talk in front of an obligatory audience (after all, the guy was world-famous inside Japan, so no way to escape this opportunity to be educated) that future technology will allow us to talk with plants (the biological type, that is, not the industrial).

I got the strong urge to comment that even if we would be able to, it would make for pretty boring conversation, and I did not anticipate a meaningful philosophical discussion with the rhododendron in my garden.

But I shut up.

After all, I have to feed a family...

[Coligny]

If your way to feed a family involve having to sit throught insane old people ramblings...

I recommend you start to learn living of the land... Might come handy one day or another...

[Russell]

If your way to feed a family involve having to sit throught insane old people ramblings...

I recommend you start to learn living of the land... Might come handy one day or another...

Did I tell you I bought some land?

[Taro Toporific]

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The Foot --the best human-to-dog translator for the last 8000 years!

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