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IparryU wrote:can I make a thread to talk to myself too?
IparryU wrote:dude... why the fuck not, you are fried off your ass! no more mushrooms for you
iHUMAN wrote:Wasn't talking to myself, 'dude'.....
You have anyting on-topic to add?
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
I call bullshit on this one.let`s talk wrote:Previously written witness statements cannot be accepted as evidence at court. The witness must come and be questioned at court.
Coligny wrote:I'm like, totally goin to join the party...
Coligny wrote:I so wish I had friends, so that they could give me japanese words when I search for a translashiun and stuff...
Coligny wrote:On a side note, I have a fracking rotary tooth pain... (dem' teeth be painfull, but it's never the same lleft/right/up/down...)
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
Coligny wrote:But in fact it's cool, because my dentist haz super hot nurses...
Minor problem... he plays golf wif' dadinlaw...
Major problem... dad always wins...
Extra major problem... I'm the one ending with retaliatory high speed rotationing rotary toolz in me mouth...
But it's ok... I can ask them nurses for a hug to cheer up if I cry...
No seriously, the 'answer the phone nurse'(*) Is like a young japanese-ish Sophie Marceau...
(*) yeah he's like a miniature model of the soviet union bureaucracy, there is the 'answer the phone nurse' the 'take your member card' nurse, the 'register your next appointment' nurse, the ' guide you to the op room' nurse, the 'take your xray ' nurse... it's like a small army...
But instead of Bubba and his Humvee it's just hot japanese nurses...
IparryU wrote:NO hot nurse army where i go, just obasan and snagle tooth dr.
he puts cloth over my eyes so i cant see him do his work... i dont like.
I need help, who is your dentis' nurse*
I am fine too.. just a lil shabby today, nothing like a lil 1 on 1 action w/ myself... aww thee times.
erererr
American Oyaji wrote:Obasan's need love too.
And in the dark, as long as it's a human female and not too round to pound, who cares!
(I think I'm absorbing Greji's character....)
Coligny wrote:I really enjoy maximizing randomness in this world...
And put that in the content of the statement. Really you should be talking to a lawyer not a picture of a guy with a samurai sword and two hamburgers.iHUMAN wrote:You mean without the whole 'character witness' part?
Doctor Stop wrote:You that in the content of the statement.
Doctor Stop wrote:And put that in the content of the statement. Really you should be talking to a lawyer not a picture of a guy with a samurai sword and two hamburgers.
Coligny wrote:Should have paid moar attenshiun... I already see how to turn that into a nice 120min porno... hope my camera's battery have finished to charge...
American Oyaji wrote:Obasan's need love too.
And in the dark, as long as it's a human female and not too round to pound, who cares!
(I think I'm absorbing Greji's character....)
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