Had enough of the city. Inaka calling!

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:45 am

Hello all,

I'm fed up of city life. Well, not the life exactly, just the living and the costs incurred. I've got a few cars and bikes and so parking is a nightmare. My friends have car shops so they help out but it's just not convenient. Ideally I want an old house with a bit of land so I park all my old shitboxes and do work on them, clean them etc. on my own property.

Any companies who rent out houses in the countryside? I'm looking for Aichi/Gifu ideally.

Any advice gratefully received.

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:28 pm

Thanks buddy. Most of the sites I found seem to only have sales prices rather than rental prices though.

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:31 pm

by **omae mona** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:09 pm

M Bison wrote:Just watch out for MUKADE sleeping in your pubes.

Is that what those are? I have just been combing them out in the morning.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:08 pm

M Bison wrote:go live there, sure as hell is better than living in some crappy mansion and paying millions of yen for the privelege

Yeah, because living in a cheap run down house in the boonies with a bunch of broken down bikes and cars in the yard sounds so appealing. Why bring the worst of Alabama to Japan?

by **Greji** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:05 pm

omae mona wrote:Is that what those are? I have just been combing them out in the morning.

I just thought they were dingleberries wearing tennis shoes and have had the girl friend pulling them out.
:confused:

by **Mr Doricar** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:10 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, because living in a cheap run down house in the boonies with a bunch of broken down bikes and cars in the yard sounds so appealing. Why bring the worst of Alabama to Japan?

I even done brought ma banjo boy

I'm not talking about turning the friggin place into a wreckers yard. Im talking about being able to clean/polish my turds when I want. Load stuff into my car for camping trips etc. without having to hump it down a friggin elevator 15 floors and walk a few hundred metres to my cramped tiny parking space, be able to change my own oil, etc etc. and as I export car it sometimes would be nice to have a little extra parking in the downtime between buying and selling.

by **Coligny** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:19 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, because living in a cheap run down house in the boonies with a bunch of broken down bikes and cars in the yard sounds so appealing. Why bring the worst of Alabama to Japan?

Nope, that's the good part of Alabama...

the bad part looks more like this

by **Mike Oxlong** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:56 am

by **Coligny** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:08 am

Hillarious, I got redsnotted for my criticism of the Klan... Takechan, wuz dat you ?

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:01 am

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:12 am

There were some guys I knew renting in cities immediately adjoining Nagoya, so you may be able to pop into a branch in Motor City there and ask about places in town and the surrounding areas. Who knows, you may luck out with a place near a highway IC...

by **Iraira** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:37 am

Coligny wrote:Hillarious, I got redsnotted for my criticism of the Klan... Takechan, wuz dat you ?

The next time you decide to post pictures of one of my family reunions, ask if it's ok, first.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:40 am

Coligny wrote:Hillarious, I got redsnotted for my criticism of the Klan... Takechan, wuz dat you ?

Probably an Alabamian. Inbreeding tends to make them overly sensitive.

BTW, I don't know how any of you could stand living in the Japanese Inaka. Fucking boring and ugly.

by **Coligny** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:11 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Probably an Alabamian. Inbreeding tends to make them overly sensitive.

BTW, I don't know how any of you could stand living in the Japanese Inaka. Fucking boring and ugly.

The same way I don't know how can anyone stand to live in a big crowded dirty city like Tokyo or Nagoya... Hell, even Paris was starting to get on my nerves...

Having a little more space to breath... growing your own food... the countryside sluts... Even Hokkaido seems quite interesting... (well... except for the -28C winter...)

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:BTW, I don't know how any of you could stand living in the Japanese Inaka. Fucking boring and ugly.

If your hobby is hitting the clubs and bars every night to chase tail while getting shitfaced, the inaka sucks.

But if you enjoy nature, clean air, peace and quiet, good food made from fresh organic ingredients, and some space for cars/woodworking/gardening or whatever, the inaka rocks. And if you choose the "right" inaka you'll only be about 30 minutes from a major city by train or car.

Depends on how you want to live.

Coligny: "countryside sluts"? Where?

by **Greji** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:09 pm

Yokohammer wrote:".....If your hobby is hitting the clubs and bars every night to chase tail while getting shitfaced....."

I'm getting a stiffy already! Hammer you have such a lovely way with words. I am going to vote for you for next Cultural Minister as soon as McTurd gets shown the door.....
:cool:

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:24 pm

Greji wrote:I'm getting a stiffy already! Hammer you have such a lovely way with words. I am going to vote for you for next Cultural Minister as soon as McTurd gets shown the door.....

Hmm ... not exactly the footsteps I'd want to follow in. With your permission I think I'd rather remain a culturally challenged member of the hoi polloi.

by **Greji** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:34 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Hmm ... not exactly the footsteps I'd want to follow in. With your permission I think I'd rather remain a culturally challenged member of the hoi polloi.

Sounds good, but you have to remember you won't be able to put any decals on your moped and mamachari......
:cool:

by **McTojo** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:26 pm

Mr Doricar wrote:Hello all,

I'm fed up of city life. Well, not the life exactly, just the living and the costs incurred. I've got a few cars and bikes and so parking is a nightmare. My friends have car shops so they help out but it's just not convenient. Ideally I want an old house with a bit of land so I park all my old shitboxes and do work on them, clean them etc. on my own property.

Any companies who rent out houses in the countryside? I'm looking for Aichi/Gifu ideally.

Any advice gratefully received.

Don't come! Stay in Roppongi, or some other gaijin infested pit. Leave Gifu alone.

by **Coligny** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:24 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
Coligny: "countryside sluts"? Where?

Daughter of the farmer next door... comming back in the family house for summer vacation

She's like...

A japanese version of Cobra's Barroness in G.I. joe... just hotter...

Countryside mentality drawback... i was never allowed to be alone with her, always had chapperons...

I'll be in mah bunk...

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:39 pm

I understand all the advantages of living in the country and thought I prefer the big city, I understand why people do it. But the the Japanese countryside sucks ass through a crazy straw.

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:27 pm

McTojo: Hi Neighbour, can I come to your mochi making party and bring all my friends with me?

by **AML** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:02 pm

McTojo wrote:Don't come! Stay in Roppongi, or some other gaijin infested pit. Leave Gifu alone.

Now we know where you live......

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