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Postby rima » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:08 am

A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.
what does a hostess do exactly? and the salary is so tempting so should i take the job?
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Postby travlr1134 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:44 am

rima wrote:A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.
what does a hostess do exactly? and the salary is so tempting so should i take the job?


I was in a hostess club in Ginza last week. No touchy feely stuff going on really, just some guys putting their arms around the girls. Nothing to get out concerned about - I think it's a legit. job. Why not - I would say "Go for it!"
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:06 am

rima wrote:A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.

Why did you apply for job without knowing what it was? Ginza hostess is easy to find on google.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:07 am

it's trolling season
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:07 am

rima wrote:A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.
what does a hostess do exactly? and the salary is so tempting so should i take the job?


either you have never been to japan or you are fucking retarded.

read any number of the bajillion books written by gaijin girls who went to japan under the pretense of an innocent way to make a lot of cash quick, but then,'dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNN' found out they were expected to do things that, well, a girl would do in order for men to pay her the kind of money to make a lot of quick cash.

after you read a couple of those books, decide for yourself if you want to be a borderline whore or a full on one.
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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:47 am

Iraira wrote:it's trolling season

Yup.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:49 am

rima wrote:A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.
what does a hostess do exactly? and the salary is so tempting so should i take the job?


If you live up to your name and give me a rimmer, I'll teach you everything you'll need to know for the job....
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Postby Ketou » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:22 am

Mulboyne wrote:Why did you apply for job without knowing what it was? Ginza hostess is easy to find on google.


A lot of the time it is scouts coming up to girls on the street.

OP> Depending on the shop, it can either be a fairly easy job or a right bastard. Basically you sit and converse with guests whilst plying them with alcohol. You get more money for retaining clients and doing dohan, where you go to dinner with them before bringing them to the club for fleecing.
The drunk oyajis will get a bit touchy feely and continuously proposition you for sex but there is no pressure or requirement from the shop to do anything...of course some of the girls do believe in bartering services for goods or cash which on the one hand makes the job look a little seedy, but on the other makes for a better business as clients keep coming back to see if they can make a trade.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:35 am

Ketou wrote:of course some of the girls do believe in bartering services for goods or cash which on the one hand makes the job look a little seedy, but on the other makes for a better business as clients keep coming back to see if they can make a trade.


It's actually not giving it up that keeps a lot of the clients coming back hoping for that day she finally does.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:03 pm

Ketou wrote:A lot of the time it is scouts coming up to girls on the street.

In Tunisia? That's where the OP is based according to previous posts.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:08 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:decide for yourself if you want to be a borderline whore or a full on one.

this is all that needs to be said

I am personally against it (for the girls that i go with).

If I ever meet a girl that used to be or is a hostess, i just walk the other way... fuggin pointless to converse with whores, you pay them monies and do the job
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:40 pm

rima wrote:A bar in Ginza offered me a hostess job, and i have no idea what the hell that is.
what does a hostess do exactly? and the salary is so tempting so should i take the job?


No sense in adding to what the board has already told you. Even tho the mamasan tells you that she will protect you, when David Deep Pockets-chan tells Mama that he likes that FG hooker, Mama is going to tell you do right for David as he is an "important" customer. David can also be Major Company CEO, or a Yakuza. You are then going to do David and everybody's happy (except maybe you), or you tell Mama why you are not going to do nice-nice with David and look forward to your pink slip in the next pay envelope (if you are not canned on the spot).

You will also be doing the visa two step as that most visas do not have sauce sucking in Ginza clubs listed. If you are a non-Oriental looking FG, you will get carded earlier, but currently immigrations have a special going on for Chinese hooks, so you might have some breathing room for a while.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:11 pm

Get through this first, and if you still want to have a go, take Greji's advice...

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Postby rima » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:35 pm

Mulboyne wrote:In Tunisia? That's where the OP is based according to previous posts.

actually it's a guy i know on line who offered me this job, after i told him i was moving to japan.
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Postby rima » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:41 pm

keep dreaming!
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Postby rima » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:43 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If you live up to your name and give me a rimmer, I'll teach you everything you'll need to know for the job....

keep dreaming!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:44 pm

IparryU wrote:this is all that needs to be said

I am personally against it (for the girls that i go with).

If I ever meet a girl that used to be or is a hostess, i just walk the other way... fuggin pointless to converse with whores, you pay them monies and do the job
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:19 pm

IparryU wrote:this is all that needs to be said

I am personally against it (for the girls that i go with).

If I ever meet a girl that used to be or is a hostess, i just walk the other way... fuggin pointless to converse with whores, you pay them monies and do the job
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sayonara hoe


Er, I was a hostess for 5 years and did not shag any of my clients! Just got super pissed with them and impressed them with my karaoke skillz :lol:

Ex hubby was a host - wore a lovely purple suit complete with padded shoulders.
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Postby waruta » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:[size=-5]*Besides, If I want to have an intelligent conversation, I'll speak with a man.[/size]


Ouch. Reminds me of that joke in the Boardwalk episode I saw the other day:

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Postby Coligny » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:46 pm

rima wrote:keep dreaming!


Should have said "keep paying", you clearly are not up to the job...

Nobody nevur asked me to become an hostesse :-( countryside do really sux sumtimes...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:02 pm

sillygirl wrote:Er, I was a hostess for 5 years and did not shag any of my clients! Just got super pissed with them and impressed them with my karaoke skillz :lol:

Ex hubby was a host - wore a lovely purple suit complete with padded shoulders.


yeah, but you and your hot host man with the great fundoshi bum are probably the exceptions.

(but i do totally swoon at the romantic faerie tale you and hubby have. the only reason i still believe in love is because of stories like yours! :romance: )
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:52 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:yeah, but you and your hot host man with the great fundoshi bum are probably the exceptions.

(but i do totally swoon at the romantic faerie tale you and hubby have. the only reason i still believe in love is because of stories like yours! :romance: )


Eek! I think you are getting me confused with Dragonette - although he did have a nice arse...

Sorry to let you down, but ours wasn't too romantic a marriage either! More better with my current squeeze, but that's Italiano for you :inlove:

(Put down the vodka, Cyka)
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Postby Ketou » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It's actually not giving it up that keeps a lot of the clients coming back hoping for that day she finally does.


Yes, but if there is no precedent of girls giving it up at all, the clients wouldn't live in hope.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:13 am

sillygirl wrote:Eek! I think you are getting me confused with Dragonette - although he did have a nice arse...

Sorry to let you down, but ours wasn't too romantic a marriage either! More better with my current squeeze, but that's Italiano for you :inlove:

(Put down the vodka, Cyka)



oops, you are most correct. i are a retard. one bajillion bowing gomens to both you and dragonette.

i shall now empty the vodka bottle and vomit in shame.

(but does the italiano look good in a fundoshi???)
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Postby sillygirl » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:42 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:oops, you are most correct. i are a retard. one bajillion bowing gomens to both you and dragonette.

i shall now empty the vodka bottle and vomit in shame.

(but does the italiano look good in a fundoshi???)


See Powder Room for answer :wink:
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 am

sillygirl wrote:See Powder Room for answer :wink:


you so know that you've just annoyed the shit out of every male reading this.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:56 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:you so know that you've just annoyed the shit out of every male reading this.


And even the French...

wait...

bleh... whatevar...
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:06 am

sillygirl wrote:Er, I was a hostess for 5 years and did not shag any of my clients! Just got super pissed with them and impressed them with my karaoke skillz :lol:

Ex hubby was a host - wore a lovely purple suit complete with padded shoulders.


That was the Ex? Now I know how I got confused. I thought that was you in the purple threads....

If you didn't shag any of your clients, would it be okay if I did a couple of 'em?
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:11 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:you so know that you've just annoyed the shit out of every male reading this.


Oh she knows it, and when I see her, I'm spanking her bum.;)
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:21 am

[quote="American Oyaji"]Oh she knows it, and when I see her, I'm spanking her bum.]

Hey AO, any chance you can cut me in on that action?
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