eikaiwa girl

[McTojo]

Yeah but (maybe i'm wrong) for japanese when they think african they think "little black sambo". Not sure the are aware of the concept of North african, or the fact that it's mostly an arabic population...

Or that maybe it's a continent with where the people know and understand their history. I mean, look at me, I teach Japanese nationalism and the people are ungrateful.

[Greji]

Or more precisely, I am an american of african descent.

Come on AO don't feed that BS to the poor girl. Don't listen to him Rima. He's really an Ainu from Hachinoe trying to pass as a Bro from Toledo....

[Tsuru]

This iz what is called a "beurette"... Or as the police would say "papers, hands up and face against the wall" (I avoid the usual cute nicknames, but you get the spirit... and in my times they didn't got access to tazers, nowadays it might be an even moar unpleasant encounter...)

A GIS for Beurette yeilds some interesting results... +1

[American Oyaji]

Come on AO don't feed that BS to the poor girl. Don't listen to him Rima. He's really an Ainu from Hachinoe trying to pass as a Bro from Toledo....

Never been to Toledo.

So there goes that theory.

[Jamie]

Maybe I can help - which part of Japan you gonna be in?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

PS: i always git hit on by my students (male and female) , but i always trun them down. is this gonna be a problem in japan too?

I'm not really familiar with getting trunned down, but it sounds a hell of a lot better than being turned down.

[BigInJapan]

I'm not really familiar with getting trunned down, but it sounds a hell of a lot better than being turned down.

trun Urban dict.
(v) To trip and run at the same time.

Kids and the slang they use these days...

[rima]

Maybe I can help - which part of Japan you gonna be in?

i'm gonna be in tokyo

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

trun Urban dict.
(v) To trip and run at the same time.

Kids and the slang they use these days...

Hey, thanks! Truns out that trunning is the story of my life...Well, looks like I'll just have to settle for a rima....just where I get rimmed is the question now.

[Yokohammer]

Bravo!!

I teach Japanese nationalism and the people are ungrateful.

There is so much arrogance and stupidity packed into these nine little words that it's almost miraculous. But I'm not even going to attempt to explain because if you can actually write that sentence yourself and not see the multiple problems it illuminates you're just never going to get it. I guarantee you that just about everyone else will see it without even having to think, but you won't. And that's too bad, because in one tight little sentence you have described yourself to a T. A truly inspired sentence McTojo.

[terebi_fanatic]

hey,i'm a 21 year old girl . i've been reading your posts about teaching in japan, i' going to japan soon and i was hoping to continue tutoring (cos this is what i do in my country) but what i've read really brought me down, is it really that bad?
PS: i always git hit on by my students (male and female) , but i always trun them down. is this gonna be a problem in japan too?

umm... just teach girls that's all...


if they hit on you then just give them a little peck on the forehead and say they'll get more if they continue studying with you. That oughta keep them going for at least a week or 2-3 before they demand more... afterwards pretend you don't know what they're talking about. OR...........

By the way, post a picture of yourself, it will help us better analyze your situation. May be you have that European look that Japanese don't like. We can't help you if you can't see you.

Good luck in Tokyo, you'll love it there!

[IparryU]

i like horror movies!!

true story...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

What do you mean?

I'm an african american. Or more precisely, I am an american of african descent.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to American Oyaji again.

You one of them good coloured folk who got real brains and no attitude. One of the best lines I ever heard was in some movie where a guy said 'don't you be calling me African American...I ain't ever been anywhere near Africa!'.

(i mean all of this in the genuinely nicest way possible. and being a whitey in Africa for 8 years kinda helped too. )

[Cyka UchuuJin]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to American Oyaji again.

You one of them good coloured folk who got real brains and no attitude. One of the best lines I ever heard was in some movie where a guy said 'don't you be calling me African American...I ain't ever been anywhere near Africa!'.

(i mean all of this in the genuinely nicest way possible. and being a whitey in Africa for 8 years kinda helped too. )

hey AO, i got red snotted with a 'don't feed the trolls so much' comment for this post.

[Greji]

hey AO, i got red snotted with a 'don't feed the trolls so much' comment for this post.

Sure that wasn't AO that slung it?

[American Oyaji]

hey AO, i got red snotted with a 'don't feed the trolls so much' comment for this post.

Wasn't me Cykachka. You're as African as I am.

And I always sign my greenies or reddies. I think it's McToefungus because I got red-snotted with the same phrase when I was tearing him a new one.

Oh, and calling black Americans coloured IS offensive FYI. I'm not taking offense though. Just letting you know.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Wasn't me Cykachka. You're as African as I am.

And I always sign my greenies or reddies. I think it's McToefungus because I got red-snotted with the same phrase when I was tearing him a new one.

Oh, and calling black Americans coloured IS offensive FYI. I'm not taking offense though. Just letting you know.

it would have been grey snot if it'd been from him, since i don't think he has red snotability.

we are ALL coloured. it's just different shades of colour.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

we are ALL coloured.

Actually, if you want to go right back to the beginning, we're ALL African-something or other (Except I missed out really bad in the dick length area....It got shrunken really bad in the pigmentation dilution process.)

[McTojo]

Actually, if you want to go right back to the beginning, we're ALL African-something or other (Except I missed out really bad in the dick length area....It got shrunken really bad in the pigmentation dilution process.)

We are all who we are. Sorry to hear about your shrunken pigmentation. Nobody really cares whether we evolve from Africans. Where's Yokohammer?

[BigInJapan]

It got shrunken really bad in the pigmentation dilution process.)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again.

I got a good laugh from that one SDH - keep 'em coming!

[American Oyaji]

it would have been grey snot if it'd been from him, since i don't think he has red snotability.

we are ALL coloured. it's just different shades of colour.

Exactamundo

[IparryU]

Exactamundo

well, black is the absence of color... so all you whities, brownies, yellows, and what the hell ever else are 'dem colored folk...

say that to a redneck and he might just scratch a hole in his head

[Tempura Baby]

Do female students really hit on you? How do you know they are hitting on you? How old are they? This is odd. Why would you say this?

[Greji]

Do female students really hit on you? How do you know they are hitting on you? How old are they? This is odd. Why would you say this?

You gotta be shitting me. To even ask this in a post, speaks volumes.....

[wuchan]

Do female students really hit on you? How do you know they are hitting on you? How old are they? This is odd. Why would you say this?

have you ever even been to japan or are you just another otaku white boy that thinks the grass is greener?

[American Oyaji]

Do female students really hit on you? How do you know they are hitting on you? How old are they? This is odd. Why would you say this?

Well, look at it this way.

You either:
1. Got laid - which is proof positive she was hitting on you.
2. Got fired - (which is more likely in your case)
3. Got arrested - (which is even more likely in your case)

So, 2 out of 3 are YOUR options.
I'd forget about number 1 and just go home for a wank if I were you.

(And by home, I mean your home country of residence, because you're too dumb to remain in the land of the rising sun.)

[Greji]

Well, look at it this way.

You either:
1. Got laid - which is proof positive she was hitting on you.
2. Got fired - (which is more likely in your case)
3. Got arrested - (which is even more likely in your case)

So, 2 out of 3 are YOUR options.
I'd forget about number 1 and just go home for a wank if I were you.

(And by home, I mean your home country of residence, because you're too dumb to remain in the land of the rising sun.)

Getting a stiffy again.....

[FG Lurker]

well, black is the absence of color...

This depends on if you are talking about color from light or color from pigment. If you are talking about light then black is the absence of color and white is the presence of all colors. If you're talking about pigments though it's the opposite -- white is the absence of color and black is the presence of all colors.

[Coligny]

(And by home, I mean your home country of residence, because you're too dumb to remain on this planet.)

Fixed for you, my hopes toward this kid are now officially smashed to zee ground...

[Coligny]

This depends on if you are talking about color from light or color from pigment. If you are talking about light then black is the absence of color and white is the presence of all colors. If you're talking about pigments though it's the opposite -- white is the absence of color and black is the presence of all colors.

Calm down dood, don't got all scientific shit and stuff on our @sses... serious talkz are only for the nukular disaster thread...

Need asprinn nao...