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I Offer Unusual Skillset
Anyone of rank and ability to negotiate employment of mutual benefit with "Yamaguchi Gumi" please reply. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME if you are false. I offer loyalty and ability.
Maybe join the Jingai-gumi? I wonder if the Yamaguchi Gumi checks the English language classifieds. Maybe they need an English teacher?