HEIR-HEAD for Japan CM

[Taro Toporific]

WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW? PARIS SET TO RAKE IN $10M
NY Post / December 10, 2003 -- Paris Hilton is in line to inherit $28 million - but she won't even need it. ... By next year, she'll likely have raked in some $10 million, experts predict.
.... "In Japan, she'll easily get $1 million and up for a single endorsement," he said. "She's a blue-eyed blonde, which plays precisely to the male demographic in Japan." ....
Several Japanese electronics, liquor, cosmetics and fashion companies have offered projects, one industry source said. The 22-year-old Hilton and her kid sister, Nicky, 20, recently renewed a licensing deal with Japanese fashion company Samantha Thavasa. They're currently designing handbags and are expected to do broader promotional events in Japan that could be worth millions to the sisters.

[Robato]

The Hilton heiress, widely perceived as a spoiled floozy who never worked a day in her life, is actually proving very adept at making money, and lots of it.

By next year, she'll likely have raked in some $10 million, experts predict

honestly, if you walk down the beaches in LA, you will see a thousand girls that look just like her. Her name got her those deals, so it still doesnt impress me.

Good job getting those porno videos out to get you name in the news even more than it already was!!!

"Those videos would be train wrecks for some people, but they haven't hurt her at all - in fact, they're helping,"

ah you mean like it did to Rob Lowe and Pam Anderson?? HA!!! Celebrity history has proven that popping out porno videos sky rocket nobodies to making money.

She is such a joke with no talent it hurts. I wish I was a hilton who made a porno video.

[Big Booger]

It's sickening how a porn whore can become so famous and mainstream...

Smell that rotten crotch.. LOL I wished SNL would do a parody LOL Something raunchy, tasteless, and something that will hurt her to the bone..

She's nasty IMHO.

[Caustic Saint]

She's nasty IMHO.

And if the video is any indication, she's not that good of a lay.

[American Oyaji]

she has no incentive to be a good lay.

I wouldnt screw her with Jack's dick.

She's ugly and skanky lookin.

[graline]

meh. but you guys dont get to see her and nicole richies' show, the simple life. very funny. between their lack of work ethics and their lack of understanding of how real people live, very funny. and i dont care how skanky she gets, shes still hot, to me. i dont have to fuck her to look at her. and yeah, i agree, that porno video of her does suck..i cant believe that between the phone calls and watching tv, that they got anything out of the experience at all.

[Caustic Saint]

meh. but you guys dont get to see her and nicole richies' show, the simple life. very funny. between their lack of work ethics and their lack of understanding of how real people live, very funny. and i dont care how skanky she gets, shes still hot, to me. i dont have to fuck her to look at her.

I gave up TV a while ago, and it'd take more than her coming down from her ivory tower to get me to watch it again. And as Robato said, she's nothing special. I've seen much better looking chicks than her. If it weren't for her daddy she'd be nothing.

[Taro Toporific]

meh. but you guys dont get to see her and nicole richies' show, the simple life. very funny.

"Simple Life"? WOTS that? Wait, wait, I know....
Ku. Ne. Asobu.
Simple Life
(Eat. Sleep. Play. Simple Life.)
--slogan of the Japanese apparel maker "Renown"

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Actually... "Simple Life" just has more blonds and fewer pigs than Green Acres

[American Oyaji]

Actually I doubt if Paris is a natural blonde.

And as for Nicole Richie. She ain't a natural blonde.

She is the daughter of Lionel Richie

[graline]

actually nicole is the adopted child of richie and his wife..and the godchild of michael scary jackson

[FG Lurker]

Paris Hilton burger cavort crashes website
The Register, May 24, 2005

Over-excited males flocking to see a controversial TV ad featuring highly-talented heiress Paris Hilton cavorting in a bikini atop a Bentley with a sponge, a hose and a Spicy BBQ Burger brought down the Carl's Jr. website specifically set up to promote the soft-core meatfest.

[...]

Why on earth anyone would bother checking out Paris Hilton with her clothes on is anyone's guess, since practically every bloke on the planet has seen her going at it like a two-bit hussy in the highly-regarded "Paris Hilton gets naked then gets shagged senseless" internet skinflick.

(Full Story)

I know she was discussed in a more recent thread, but damn if I can find it now!

[FG Lurker]

Paris engaged to marry....Paris?
AP, May 30, 2005

Who says opposites attract? Hotel heiress Paris Hilton, star of "The Simple Life" reality show, is engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, her spokesman said Monday.

[...]

"I'm so in love and grateful to have found such an honest and loyal person," Hilton told Us Weekly. "I feel like we were meant to be, and I'm happy to have found someone to spend the rest of my life with."

The magazine quoted Latsis as calling Hilton "the most beautiful woman I've ever met. I feel like the luckiest man in the world."

(Full Story)

Rich woman finds richer man.
Rich man finds blonde arm decoration.

Maybe I'm just too cynical.

[Mulboyne]

Paris Hilton in a Tokyo pet shop. On the YouTube Paris Hilton channel.

Also: Paris Hilton voted worst celebrity dog owner

Readers of two dog magazines voted Paris Hilton the worst pet owner in show biz, for acting like animals are fashion accessories. Paris always brings that poor, little Chihuahua to parties and movie premieres.

[Greji]

She's nasty IMHO.

Right Boog, but she's also very nastily rich, about to get richer, so all of our rants have about the same weight as pissing in a boot, right?