Also the World Scatalogical Society's Tenants of Faith...
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Calvinists: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Christian Scientists: God will cure this shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say: "Shit happens."
And Consumerism: Eat shit.
