BREAKING NEWS: 'KAIJU' ATTACK!

[Taro Toporific]

Taking the holy name "Kaiju" in vain, hack director Guillermo Del Taco* is remaking the BarfovisionTM movie Cloverfield and calling it "Pacific Rimjob"(IMDB.com).

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Pacific Rim_Rinko-Kikuchi.jpg

[yanpa]

Will we get warning alerts on our mobile phones?

[Coligny]

Cloverfield... one of the few movies that was worse than its Asylum prod mockbuster "monster"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Does she dress up like a schoolgirl and flash her cunt?

[yanpa]

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Does she dress up like a schoolgirl and flash her cunt?

Maybe that is the kaiju.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Does she dress up like a schoolgirl and flash her cunt?

That nude scene in "Babel" totally took me out of my suspension of disbelief. There was nothing wrong with her body but it just wasn't tight enough to be a teenager's.

[Marked Trail]

Cloverfield... one of the few movies that was worse than its Asylum prod mockbuster "monster"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/

I went to the official website (it's just a crappy facebook page), but there's not much there.
facebook.com/pacificrimmovie
However, the fb page gave a link to a Japanese page with some explanation

http://eiga.com/news/20121129/4/
Meet the PPDC（Pan Pacific Defense Corps) and Japan's defense against the colossal Kaiju - nuclear-powered Jaeger, Coyote Tango:

jaeger.jpeg

Jaeger-photo.jpeg

I just hope we get some idea what kind of "Kaiju" will be in the actual film---Hopefully not a Godzilla '98 or a Clovercrap monster

[matsuki]

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Does she dress up like a schoolgirl and flash her cunt?

Maybe that is the kaiju.

It gave someone a stiffy...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270842/

[Taro Toporific]

I just hope we get some idea what kind of "Kaiju" will be in the actual film-

Here’s a screenshot from the teaser/trailer showing an aircraft carrier transporting the kaiju corpse. It’s got sort of a Evangelion vibe, doesn’t it?

BREAKING NEWS_ KAIJU ATTACK - YouTube.jpg

On the other hand, the shape of the dead kaiju reeks of the vile Godzilla ‘98.

[yanpa]

Well, at least the film has Rinko Kikuchi...

Does she dress up like a schoolgirl and flash her cunt?

Maybe that is the kaiju.

It gave someone a stiffy...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270842/

She never got wet, which pretty much rules her out as a 海獣.

[Coligny]

I just hope we get some idea what kind of "Kaiju" will be in the actual film-

Here’s a screenshot from the teaser/trailer showing an aircraft carrier transporting the kaiju corpse. It’s got sort of a Evangelion vibe, doesn’t it?

BREAKING NEWS_ KAIJU ATTACK - YouTube.jpg

On the other hand, the shape of the dead kaiju reeks of the vile Godzilla ‘98.

Yup, Gaghiel attack while they transport Unit 2... First episode with Asuka and the floating yellow dress...

b b b but... I don't see anyone stupid enough to let aircrafts on the topdeck while moving a rotting carcasse... plus the norvegian blue marlin class semi submersible ship would be much more adapted to this...