'Iam twelve years old...I like cookie. '

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:28 pm

My name is Kei Tomioka. Iam twelve years old. My hobby is playing the piano. I like cookie.

My name is Manami Yamashita. I am nine years old. My hobby is drawing. I like cherry.

Via http://uchcom.botik.ru/why/VCLASS/vc98/japan/welcome.html

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:08 pm

Taro, if you find this kind of thing fascinating you should do my job for a week.

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:22 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Taro, if you find this kind of thing fascinating you should do my job for a week.

Ok. Let's swap.

You proofread my 2,000 system error messages and I get 12-year-olds worship me as "seisei." Fair trade (provided the wages were the same, he, he, he :wink:

)

by **cstaylor** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:59 am

A friend of my wife brought her English conversation guide with her one night when we went out for dinner. I asked her if her goal was to pickup on foreigners... when she said "yes" I penciled out most of the lame lines like "what's your hobby?" and filled in some more interesting ones like "what would you like for breakfast?" and "can you show me what you like to do for fun?".

We'll see how it goes...

by **gomichild** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:37 am

cstaylor...beneath that innocent exterior of yours lies evil....

by **Big Booger** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:31 pm

don't forget:

"Me love you long time"
LMAO

by **Pizzicatoblue** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:48 pm

LMAO LMAO!!!!

by **cstaylor** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:13 pm

Big Booger wrote:don't forget:

"Me love you long time"
LMAO

No, no, I'm trying to help her sound somewhat intelligent when she flirts, not get her in trouble.

by **cstaylor** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:16 pm

gomichild wrote:cstaylor...beneath that innocent exterior of yours lies evil....

I prefer "puckish personality".

by **kamome** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:34 pm

[quote="cstaylor"]when she said "yes" I filled in some more interesting ones like "what would you like for breakfast?"

We'll see how it goes... ]

She'd be getting ahead of herself to learn that line, wouldn't she?

by **cstaylor** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:24 pm

I told her what the line infers. In her book, the original sentence was "what do you eat for breakfast". I told her that not only was that sentence boring, but depending on context it could mean different things.

by **Big Booger** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:53 pm

cstaylor wrote:
Big Booger wrote:don't forget:

"Me love you long time"
LMAO
No, no, I'm trying to help her sound somewhat intelligent when she flirts, not get her in trouble.

You know it'd be hilarious if you got her to say it to someone.. tell her it means Aishiteimasu

Nothing like a textbook speaking J-girl to spark up the conversation.

FG: How are you?

TBJG (textbook Japanese girl):"Fine thank you and you?"

Give her something useful:

teach her the curseword combos:

"fuck off asshole"

"lick balls chopper"

"Bloody hell"

"Up your butt with a coconut"

Etc...

by **AssKissinger** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:34 pm

Up your butt with a coconut

Where did I last hear that one?

by **graline** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 2:16 pm

ah, corrupting innocence can be so fullfilling..hmm..that sounds more wrong than i meant it to=^_^=

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:38 pm

fuck.jpg

by **omae mona** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:03 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[size=200]My name is Kei Tomioka. Iam twelve years old. My hobby is playing the piano. I like cookie.

I am pretty sure this guy is my boss now.

by **Russell** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:57 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
fuck.jpg

Do they also teach the kiddies the meaning of "Russian", "French", etc. in that book?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:46 pm

Russell wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:
fuck.jpg
Do they also teach the kiddies the meaning of "Russian", "French", etc. in that book?

Maybe, judging from this junior high textbook (L). :roll:

tokoroten.jpg

心太 (tokoroten)

by **wagyl** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:06 pm

Yes well then shakuhachi and oyakodon would have the same problem. In English we have to borrow the term double entendre, but the phenomenon is worldwide.

by **kurogane** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:51 am

I have never met a tall German that claimed he was studying the traditional English art of fellatio, but I have met quite a few studying the Japanese version. Why always tall, earnest Germans?

by **dimwit** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:13 am

Cos the shorties are all in Thailand.

by **matsuki** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:50 pm

What does "Oh Fucking YE!!!! mean...in ENGRISH?

I am so using 「FUCKで話そう！」

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