New Catwoman movie a dog

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"Catwoman is all about a bosomy actress dressing like a slut and kicking some ass "

-Jason Silverman Wired News

Actually sounds kinda good to me :P

Catwoman Coughs Up a Hairball

[Andocrates]

Catwoman movie a dog

Was there ever any doubt? Female super hero movies never work, esp a bit part like catwoman. Wasn't she a villian from Batman?

[Caustic Saint]

[Caustic Saint]

Oh, and if you do go see Catwoman - don't drool too much:

Halle's stunt double is a man

Halle Berry's stunt double in Catwoman is a man.

Nito Larioza wore red lipstick and a catsuit for the role, says the News of the World.

The Hawaiian-born martial arts expert is the same height and has has the same skin colour as Berry.

The 29-year-old said: "The scenes are shot so fast you can't tell.

"But a lot of boys feasting their eyes on Halle's sexy costume are gonna flip when they realise they got steamy about a bloke in a girl's costume."

I just know there's a "haffu" joke in there somewhere....

[Skankster]

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Halle's stunt double is a man

Yes that is absolutely disgusting

[Taro Toporific]

Oh, and if you do go see Catwoman - don't drool too much:
Halle's stunt double is a man

He's the Blue Power Ranger flashing the shaka sign, left. Nito did fight choreography for The Rock, worked on Madonna's Drowned World Tour and he has been the dancing bootie-boy for Michael Jackson.

[Caustic Saint]

I must retract one of my previous comments regarding this "movie."

It's not worth seeing even to rag on.

It steals scenes and plot ideas from many other superhero movies, and does them all worse. it even rips a scene from Daredevil and screws that one up too!

The dialogue is horrid, surpassing even Halle's "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?" line from X-men. The "you are a catwoman" monologue is one of the most horrid things I've ever heard.

And the "jokes?" Somebody please track down the writers and burn their Writer's Guild cards. No, better just burn the writers themselves. In one scene, she hisses at some dogs, because she's Catwoman - get it? And in another one, she's in a bar and orders a white russian, but with no ice, vodka or Kahlua. So it's just a glass of cream. Everybody knows cats like cream. And since she's Catwoman, she likes it too!

I could go on, but I'm trying to forget I ever bothered to watch this piece of crap. No wait! It's not crap, it's like a dirty litter box! See, that's a cat joke too!

Damn, why don't I have a job in Hollywood?

[Taro Toporific]

Damn, why don't I have a job in Hollywood?

But you do don't you?--->


Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt and Lee Merriweather have all sharpened their claws playing Catwoman.

USAToday Q: Did you like Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman?

Newmar: Splendid. Great actress. She was great with a whip.

Q: Did you have a whip?

Newmar: Don't be silly.

Meriwether: Yes.

Newmar: You had a whip? I had the nails.

Kitt: I had the nails. I don't remember having a whip.

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I must retract one of my previous comments regarding this "movie."

It's not worth seeing even to rag on.

I tried to warn you Caustic. Maybe I should have left out the "buxom heroine" comment.

On a better note though, "I, Robot" is at least watchable, just be sure to shut off your brain beforehand, and just enjoy the Robot hand-to-hand fight scenes.