Tokyo's a tight town

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:18 pm

Today's fashion "Media Fix" is via Profundity³ - Captain Chaos in your trousers...

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:25 pm

Ummm.

There is a stirring in my loins..l

I've got a question.

Are those REAL pants? Or is that a spray on combined with rubber leggins?

WOAH

by **Big Booger** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:54 pm

John Travolta, stand back.. this is beyond hotpants..

Brings back memories of Sir Mixalot and his Baby and her back.

by **dimwit** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:29 am

Big Booger wrote:John Travolta, stand back.. this is beyond hotpants.. Brings back memories of Sir Mixalot and his Baby and her back.

Ok, I'll bite. Who or what exactly is Sir Mixalot and his Baby?

by **Socratesabroad** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:54 am

dimwit wrote:
Ok, I'll bite. Who or what exactly is Sir Mixalot and his Baby?

That would be

Sir Mix-A-Lot in 'Baby got Back,' an ode to well-proportioned women wrote:I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[Edited to say - Should I be scared because 1) I know the song and 2) I went through and corrected a few of the typos in the lyrics?]

by **Pencilslave** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:45 am

&quot wrote:
dimwit wrote:
Ok, I'll bite. Who or what exactly is Sir Mixalot and his Baby?

That would be
[quote="&quot"]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

I think the reason black guys( and this white boy) like big butts is rather simple. It's the same as for big breasts,both are nice to squeeze.(Though I'm equal opportunity, I like women with small breasts and behinds as well).

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:40 am

Pants like that are pretty much wasted in Japan. They belong on Brazilian girls.

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:03 am

So Jack, you're saying the girls in the above picture don't look good from the back?

actually, its about perfect.

Put Brazilian women in those pants and it will start a riot.

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:51 am

American Oyaji wrote:I've got a question.
Are those REAL pants? Or is that a spray on combined with rubber leggins?
WOAH

In interest of science, FGs "katakori," "PTYX" and myself did on on-the-street survey of tight ladies trousers' last night in front of the sadly-gone Sexual Harassment Corporation in Shibuya. We have not finished all the multivariate statistics yet it was our esteemed opinion that the above picture should serve as the reference point 10 for Japan with the caveat that we suspect the photos might have been staged for a rubber-latex fetish magazine.

by **Ptyx** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:53 pm

The sekuhara corporation's indeed sadly gone. I'll probably never have the chance of doing the famous "Company internal romantic love course" this proud establisment was known for.
Fortunately the tight pants are still alive and kicking.

by **silverfall** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:40 pm

Just one word describes those pants. NICE!

by **Failsafe** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:00 am

silverfall wrote:Just one word describes those pants. NICE!

I wish i could have seen their clavicles :banana:

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