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[Taro Toporific]

[bejiita]

Go see Team America: World Police or he'll nuke your country!

[Ketou]

So that's who Cartman grew up to become.

[Andocrates]

Yea, I'm pumped. It'll be like a corny movie with a built in MST3000 dialogue.

[gkanai]

All the reports on the supreme dictator of N. Korea, Kim Jong-Il, says that he is a huge movie buff.

Just imagine his surprise when he watches this one...

[Taro Toporific]

Go see Team America: World Police or he'll nuke your country!
[img - - - a great picture of Lil' Kim - - - /img]

Dang bejiita.
I've been saving that particular picture of Lil Kim for months now for just the right moment ever since Ultra posted this thread Team America: World Police Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:44 am

[bejiita]

Yeah, I'm slow. But the flash site was hilarious with Lil' Kim popping up at random and spouting nonsense. And yeah, Lil' Kim does sound a lot like Cartman.

[cstaylor]

All the reports on the supreme dictator of N. Korea, Kim Jong-Il, says that he is a huge movie buff.

Just imagine his surprise when he watches this one...

You know, if they had asked, he probably would have done the dialogue for them.

[Mulboyne]

[yakinoumiso]

From the NY Post: [urlhttp://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix_u.htm[/url]

Never mind knees those who can't stomach hard-core puppet sex may want to skip the flick, or at least the DVD that will almost certainly contain raunchy scenes deleted by the ratings board. [See Page 44.]

"Team America," which is expected to get an NC-17 rating, has been described as "the 'Kama Sutra' of puppet sex." Parker and Stone had even hoped to include a "golden shower" scene between two marionettes, although most of that scene will mercifully end up on the cutting room floor.

"It's a back-and-forth with the ratings board," Parker says. "We love the golden shower, but I guess they said no to that. But I just love that they have to watch it. Seriously, can you imagine getting a videotape with just a close-up of a puppet [bleep]hole, and you have to watch it?"

Looks like it might the director's cut DVD might be pretty interesting.

[Taro Toporific]

Go see Team America: World Police or he'll nuke your country!

Team America': Puppet Fun from 'South Park' Duo
Listen to this story... Day to Day audio - - National Public Radio

* Video: Kim Jong Il Sings!
* Video: Kim Jong Il Eliminates Hans Blix

[Taro Toporific]

DRUDGE REPORT / FRI OCT 8, 2004 19:11:11 ET
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
October 6, 2004

To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party.....

.....You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world...

...All best, and a sincere fuck you,

Sean Penn

P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you ... I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around.

[bejiita]

Dang Taro, you could have saved your photoshopping skills, and just used a picture of Gateway CEO, T.ed Waitt:

[dingosatemybaby]

DRUDGE REPORT / FRI OCT 8, 2004 19:11:11 ET
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
October 6, 2004

To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party.....

.....You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world...

...All best, and a sincere fuck you,

Sean Penn

P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you ... I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around.

Anyone wanna place bets on how long before a certain ex-husband of Madonna and star of the critically-acclaimed "Shanghai Surprise" makes an appearance on "South Park"?

[Goldman]

God did anyone just see the preview highlighting Lil' Kim appearances in TA:WP on TBS? I was really surprised at the reaction of the anchors-they seemed pretty amped about the flick, much different than what I expected. Got me to thinking just how long (if ever) it will take to come out here. I seriously wanna go back just to see it.

[Bongo]

Team America is a load of American Neo conservative Crap.
Created to tickly the fancy of Stiff neck Junkies like Rush Limbaugh on massive ammounts of painkillers!
These Neo Conservatives just have No imagination!

[Taro Toporific]

[Goldman]

Those conservative cocksuckers need to shut the hell up. This movie attacks everyone equally, and people who don't notice the blunt satire are fools.

America, Fuck Yeah!

[emperor]

I'll be damned if I can tell if this is satire or not.

I just watched it yesterday - its definitely satire.

While it wont BLOW YOUR BALLS OFF its got some very funny moments - I give it a thumbs up.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Those conservative cocksuckers need to shut the hell up. This movie attacks everyone equally, and people who don't notice the blunt satire are fools.

America, Fuck Yeah!

Huh?

[Taro Toporific]

[graline]

Those conservative cocksuckers need to shut the hell up. This movie attacks everyone equally, and people who don't notice the blunt satire are fools.

America, Fuck Yeah!

*giggles* i am addicted to this movie like crack. i need more of it. i think i must find myself a sugar daddy to support my habit. ive seen it four times already..and im not one to repeat-view movies in the theatre...

"a flying limousine? wow, now ive seen everything"
"oh, have you seen a man devour his own head?"
"ummm..no"
"well then neither of us have seen everything"

"...now suck my cock." lmao!



lil kim was cartman, every inch of him. from his voice to his sadistic ways =^_^=

[Mulboyne]

Team America: World Police, which analysts had expected to rule the box office over the weekend, appeared to be in full retreat by Sunday. The R-rated animated puppet feature earned just $12.1 million, slightly more than half what many analysts had predicted.... Miramax's Shall We Dance?, the only other film to open wide earned $11.8 million, placing fourth (but drew the largest per-theater gross). The film, which stars Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez, and Susan Sarandon, also appeared to be benefiting from positive word-of-mouth. By Monday it had moved to second place on the box-office chart.

[Caustic Saint]

lil kim was cartman, every inch of him. from his voice to his sadistic ways =^_^=

BZZZT!!!

Wrong. Kim Jong Il's voice was the same as the Chinese guy who runs City Wok. And probably the Japanese guys from the Chinpokomon episode.

[cstaylor]

Um, that would be Trey Parker, the same guy who does the Kim Jung Il voice in the movie. IMDB is your friend.

[Caustic Saint]

Um, that would be Trey Parker, the same guy who does the Kim Jung Il voice in the movie. IMDB is your friend.

Yes, I know Trey did Kim's voice. He also does Cartman. He doesn't have a very wide range of voices, so if you've watched a lot of South Park it's easy to tell whether he or Stone are doing certain characters. I was just saying that Kim's voice wasn't the same as Cartman's, that's all.

Or were you talking to Graline?

[DonMarco]

Um, that would be Trey Parker, the same guy who does the Kim Jung Il voice in the movie. IMDB is your friend.

I thought it was Trey's Saddamn voice.

Ah well, the movie ROCKS. Just saw it last night and will watch it again when my roommates get back home.

[Taro Toporific]

"Team America": Deleted Sex Scenes
http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/video/team-america-sex-scene-027205.php#team-america-sex-scene-027205