Smap Smap Monday night special feature.

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:33 pm

Anyway I will be on Smap smap on monday night.

Can somebody please tape it as it is my first time on TV Japanese TV at that.

Its urgent as I dont have a Video recorder or friends.

by **Caustic Saint** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:37 pm

Time? Channel?

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:39 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:Time? Channel?

No idea as I dont even have or watch TV. I got teh job in a rush. I think its on around 9 or 10 but really havent a clue. Also I cant read the news paper in Japanese to find out.

by **canman** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:46 pm

That is thee hour of tv in our house as my wife just loves Kimura Takuya. Hey Neo what are you doing on the show, how will we know you? Are you dancing singing getting a pie in the face what. Don't tell me you were their special guest for Bistro Smap and they cooked your favorite food. :wink:

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:56 pm

canman1 wrote:That is thee hour of tv in our house as my wife just loves Kimura Takuya. Hey Neo what are you doing on the show, how will we know you? Are you dancing singing getting a pie in the face what. Don't tell me you were their special guest for Bistro Smap and they cooked your favorite food.

I dont know I will be wearing a suit. Easy to recognise me I will be the only good looking white guy there. Oh I have bleached chocolate brown Hair just now.

by **cstaylor** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:56 pm

I'll do my best to tape it. :wink:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:17 pm

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:15 am

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
canman1 wrote:That is thee hour of tv in our house as my wife just loves Kimura Takuya. Hey Neo what are you doing on the show, how will we know you? Are you dancing singing getting a pie in the face what. Don't tell me you were their special guest for Bistro Smap and they cooked your favorite food.

I dont know I will be wearing a suit. Easy to recognise me I will be the only good looking white guy there. Oh I have bleached chocolate brown Hair just now.

I knew you had dyed your hair but wasn't sure what colour...

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:13 am

Don't forget to teach Shingo some British slang. :wink:

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:02 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:Congratulations NeoNecroNomiCron-san!

Good luck on your first show, but whatever happens, just keep your cool and do not RAISE YOUR VOICE off camera, inside the studio. Also, leave all the pretty wallpaper Japanese stagegirls ALONE. Don't even think of attempting any kind of NAMPA. No. Not an option. None of the above. In fact, it would be in your best interest to not even talk to any of them and keep your mouth SHUT during the lengthy waiting periods and you'll do fine. And don't worry about anything, I'm sure it will be really exciting and alot of fun for you, but just be ready to get turned into a LIVE NATIONALLY TELEVISED TOTALLY FUCKED GAIJIN!!!

:P

Thanks for the advice, but I may have to ignore it. The first thing that went through my mind is that it is open season for NAMPA lol. Russian girls will be there too. OOOOOOhHhahahooaoaohahahha.

GomiG Even I dont know what colour. First yellow then I added amber chocolate or something.

by **cstaylor** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:47 pm

I don't think it's tonight then... is this the show where Shingo and other English-speaking Japanese do translations? That's on Saturday...

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:46 pm

by **canman** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:55 pm

Taro stop the recording tonight on SmapXSmap its a live show. So me thinks Neo is not doing a walk on. It is probably the Saturday night show with Shingo. I know there are a lot of Russiian girls sitting in the background on that show.

by **omae mona** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:13 pm

canman1 wrote:Taro stop the recording tonight on SmapXSmap its a live show. So me thinks Neo is not doing a walk on. It is probably the Saturday night show with Shingo. I know there are a lot of Russiian girls sitting in the background on that show.

My take is that all the white guys in the audience on tonight's show appear to be butt-ugly, so I think you're right, canman. Neo must be showing up on Saturday. :wink:

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:29 pm

omae mona wrote:
canman1 wrote:Taro stop the recording tonight on SmapXSmap its a live show. So me thinks Neo is not doing a walk on. It is probably the Saturday night show with Shingo. I know there are a lot of Russiian girls sitting in the background on that show.

My take is that all the white guys in the audience on tonight's show appear to be butt-ugly, so I think you're right, canman. Neo must be showing up on Saturday.

Boy did that SUCK. NeoNecro (who I know in the Real World) was not visible in the audience of 50 odd gaijin.

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:49 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
omae mona wrote:
canman1 wrote:Taro stop the recording tonight on SmapXSmap its a live show. So me thinks Neo is not doing a walk on. It is probably the Saturday night show with Shingo. I know there are a lot of Russiian girls sitting in the background on that show.

My take is that all the white guys in the audience on tonight's show appear to be butt-ugly, so I think you're right, canman. Neo must be showing up on Saturday.

Boy did that SUCK. NeoNecro (who I know in the Real World) was not visible in the audience of 50 odd gaijin.

Just back... It was ok for a laugh. Actualy I got a job lined up for the saturday show too...

by **aquamarine** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:58 am

My one question... who in the shit was that INCREDIBLY annoying 'Host'? He made me want to smack the Ed McMahon-Wanna-Be out of him.

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:21 am

aquamarine wrote:My one question... who in the shit was that INCREDIBLY annoying 'Host'? He made me want to smack the Ed McMahon-Wanna-Be out of him.

He is in a lot of programs in Japan. He is more annoying off camera, can you believe it?

by **aquamarine** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:31 am

Who the hell is he?

I mean shit, I have a better announcer voice than him, PLUS I have much more charisma on screen. That guy.. christ, I think I saw him blink twice and his smile was one of the most ungenuine AND forced smiles I have seen since I came to Japan.

by **cstaylor** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:16 am

Aren't we going to see some shots of Neo?

by **canman** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:14 am

Yeah that Allan guy is pretty annoying. Neo were you in the front row, or at the back? Since I have no idea what you look like its kind of hard to pick you out. By the way who are all these gaijin anyway. And what was the old lady in the red dress doing in the front row. Hell she looked like a grandmother. Pretty bad acting wasn't it. Why didn't they do the electric chair again. They didn't want to hurt pretty boy Kimura?

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:16 pm

cstaylor wrote:Aren't we going to see some shots of Neo?

Even I havent seen it so know Idea. If you are curious what I look like. Actualy Taro posted a picture of me (with out my concent OMGWTFBBQ) before. Though I dont look anything like that in a suit.

Canman: I was in the back! Blonde hair in the same style as brad pit. Very tall with a suit that looks like it has no tie.

The electric chair was actualy pretty funny. I dont think even they knew who the actor was.

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:36 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
cstaylor wrote:Aren't we going to see some shots of Neo?

Even I havent seen it so know Idea. ... I was in the back! Blonde hair in the same style as brad pit..

I've got a DVD-R of it which for some damn reason will only play in a Japanese DVD player and neither on my Win XP or Mac OS 10.3 machines. If NeoNecro is also going to be on the Saturday show, I record that show on tail-end of the DVD-R and send it to him.

I guess I could take some screen grabs of the show off my TV as the DVD player plays the show.... but I never saw NeoNecro playing Brad Pit since he was waaaay in the back.

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:11 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I've got a DVD-R of it which for some damn reason will only play in a Japanese DVD player and neither on my Win XP or Mac OS 10.3 machines. If NeoNecro is also going to be on the Saturday show, I record that show on tail-end of the DVD-R and send it to him.

It might be because the DVD-R is not "closed" / "finalized". I don't think Windows machines will play a DVD-R that is still open.

I have no idea how you can close the disc on your recorder though. One would assume there is a way, but...

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