Rod "Samurod" Johnson
Rod Johnson signed with the Oakland Athletics(TM) at the tender age of 16 years old. Gifted with tremendous power and size, his monster blasts quickly became something of a minor-league legend. Unfortunately Johnson was plagued by inconsistent hitting throughout his career and consequently never got the call up to "the show". Johnson currently plays professional ball overseas for the Osaka Cyclones, where he's adored by the Japanese. Despite one of the lowest batting averages in Japanese pro baseball history, Rod has managed to rack up a semi-respectable 22 home runs so far this year.
http://www.readyfortheshow.com/players/rodjohnson/section/profile You can see three different CMs on this page
The CMs are not bad but I wonder why they decided to pick on Osaka? According to Rod, "People in Japan...they don't care about RBIs...it's all about the long ball, here in Osaka."