'How To Search For Hot J-Porn'

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How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One
Fleshbot - 2007-Mar-12
We've always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be---but thanks to our esteem'd colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having your own frenzied Asian masturbation fest a few weeks ago, we're fast on our way to becoming the experts
[color="Red"]OBVIOUSLY NOT F*CKING SAFE FOR WORK[/color]....more.....

[American Oyaji]

[color="Red"]OBVIOUSLY NOT F*CKING SAFE FOR WORK[/color]

That really cracked me up for some reason.

[Doctor Stop]

The link needs a final "p".

[Kanchou]

[American Oyaji]

If you cant find porn on the internet, you aren't looking hard enough.

[Hanakuso]

and no one has looked harder than AO :P

[Taro Toporific]

The link needs a final "p".

Duty noted and spank me.

[GomiGirl]

If you cant find porn on the internet, you aren't looking hard enough.

So you ARE able to find stuff on the internet are you AO?

(Just joshing ya matey)

[kamome]

OBVIOUSLY NOT F*CKING SAFE FOR WORK

This is Taro's variation on bikkle's "Not Fucking Allowed" policy regarding file sharing links and the like on FG.

[dimwit]

and no one has looked harder than AO :P

I dunno. I think AK could give AO a run for his money.

Interesting link to Maria Ozawa who I had never heard of before. Now there's a truly Fucked Gaijin.

[American Oyaji]

[quote="GomiGirl"]So you ARE able to find stuff on the internet are you AO? ]

Yup. Even found a video clip of YOU.

[Kanchou]

If you cant find porn on the internet, you aren't looking hard enough.

I'm not saying I can't find it, simply that a huge amount of the "sites" out of there aren't really porn sites, per say, they're just pages of links that lead to other pages of links that lead to other pages with links, with no real content (at least, not free content).

So basically, 90% of the porn is in 10% of the sites.

[American Oyaji]

The internet is more than websites.

[GomiGirl]

Yup. Even found a video clip of YOU.

Ah - my famed Umeshu making tutorial I presume??? It is about to be ume season again soon so I will be doing it all over again... (making the umeshu not the videos)

[Greji]

Ah - my famed Umeshu making tutorial I presume??? It is about to be ume season again soon so I will be doing it all over again... (making the umeshu not the videos)

Umeshu! Wow, that brings all sorts of deviant activity to mind. Where could I find a copy of this video and were you wearing matching shower clogs with your sleek form-fitting rubber umeshu garmets?

[kurohinge1]

Ah - my famed Umeshu making tutorial I presume??? . . .

I thought you were joking at first, but . . .

< . . . >

Was it tasty?

I saw the cat amongst the ingredients but am confused as to at what point you stuff it in the jar. It looks like after the sugar - is that right?

I also understand that the porn parody of this video is called "Let's Make Umeku, Sue"

[American Oyaji]

[quote="kurohinge1"]I thought you were joking at first, but . . .

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Was it tasty?

I saw the cat amongst the ingredients but am confused as to at what point you stuff it in the jar. It looks like after the sugar - is that right?

I also understand that the porn parody of this video is called "Let's Make Umeku, Sue"

]

Umm. I....was joking. didn't know....

...OMG...

[Doctor Stop]

Duty noted and spank me.

I that know you were just making it extra work safe for those who have difficulty reading all caps.

[Charles]

Ah - my famed Umeshu making tutorial I presume??? It is about to be ume season again soon so I will be doing it all over again... (making the umeshu not the videos)

Now this I have to see. Link please?

I haven't tasted umeshu since like 10 years ago. I still almost remember that night I was in Chicago and went to Ginza Fish with some friends. I saw a waitress serving umeshu to some other table, and I immediately thought, "hey, I want one of those too!" So I ordered one. Suddenly everyone in our group saw my drink and said "hey, I want one of those too!" I said, "no you DON'T, you won't like it." But they could not be deterred, so everyone ordered umeshu. They all took on little sip and said "yuck.. hey you like this stuff, you can drink mine, it's a shame to let this go to waste." Well I tried to warn you. I like umeshu but I can't drink like SIX of them. But I tried. I vaguely recall that I drank about 3 of them and the next thing I remember is waking up the next morning in my hotel feeling very very very sick.

[kurohinge1]

. . . But I tried. I vaguely recall that I drank about 3 of them and the next thing I remember is waking up the next morning in my hotel feeling very very very sick.

I vaguely remember you criticising an entire nation for allegedly this same behaviour - about every second post.

[Charles]

[quote="kurohinge1"]I vaguely remember you criticising an entire nation for allegedly this same behaviour - about every second post.

]
I don't see the similarity. I sacrificed myself on behalf of my friends, drinking the vile stuff so they wouldn't. And this incident involved no vomit and no lying in gutters. I consider this incident as something never to be repeated (and it hasn't, not in the 10+ years since then) while your average ozzie would define an event like this as "a weekday."

[Greji]

[quote="kurohinge1"]I vaguely remember you criticising an entire nation for allegedly this same behaviour - about every second post.

]

Not the entire nation Kuro. Just every male and female from that nation, who are old enough to drink! Get your facts right before you dive into the gutter with your posting. BTW if you do dive, watch out, I just barfed. But don't worry, I'm lying on it, so it won't get on your shoes

(:cheers: )

[dimwit]

BTW if you do dive, watch out, I just barfed. But don't worry, I'm lying on it, so it won't get on your shoes


(:cheers: )

Just another day on the job GB?:-D

[Greji]

Just another day on the job GB?:-D

Got that right Dimmer! Made five, spent twenty!

[IkemenTommy]

The internet is more than websites.

DELETED AS IT BREAKS THE FUCKING RULES. C'mon Tommy - you know better than that!!!

[American Oyaji]

What did he do?

[IkemenTommy]

What did he do?

Fuckin sensored is what happened. Fuckin weak

[Samurai_Jerk]

I like umeshu but I can't drink like SIX of them. But I tried. I vaguely recall that I drank about 3 of them and the next thing I remember is waking up the next morning in my hotel feeling very very very sick.

Three glasses of umeshu fucked you up that bad? The word "pussy" comes to mind.

[Charles]

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]Three glasses of umeshu fucked you up that bad? The word "pussy" comes to mind. ]
I had lots of sake before that. The one umeshu was a nightcap. I hadn't planned on multiple nightcaps.

Nobody ever accused me of not being able to hold my liquor. I once drank more than a liter of sake in one sitting, and still managed to walk 7km back home.

[james]

The internet is more than websites.

yeah, there's like tubes and stuff too..

back in 1994 i had a small internet startup company in ottawa (that went bust in short time because of my partner's drug habit) and it's quite interesting to see how it's changed since then.

it used to take a good deal more effort (think: unix command prompt, newsgroups, uudecode and ftp command shell) to get porn and if a user had 40 megs in his directory it was considered a substantial stash indeed. the amount of time to download any portion of that at 14.4k or even a blazing 28.8 was significant too and just to render such a file (typically .gif or .lzh compressed archive of .gif files) on a 386 could often take minutes.

these days of course, i^Ha user can easily download this in a matter of minutes and view it instantly with a single click. not much sport to it now