[/floatr]Erika Sawajiri, the haafu actress who was at the centre of a minor controversy last year when her moody and unresponsive behaviour at a press conference drew widespread criticism, has returned to Japan after spending three months in London where she took some English lessons. The trip was part of an effort to keep her out of the limelight - and further trouble - while the dust settled. When she appeared in the arrival lobby at Narita with her boyfriend, who had joined her for a holiday, some items fell from her bag and the waiting press corps heard her say "Oh shit". ZakZak (Japanese) quotes one entertainment reporter who thinks that "shit" is American English and suggests that, with all that time to study in London, "bloody" would have been more appropriate. "Shit", she goes on to say, is more commonly used by girls working in Britain's sex industry. A statement which proves that the she hasn't the first idea about British profanities.
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by Mulboyne » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:30 pm
[floatr][/floatr]Erika Sawajiri, the haafu actress who was at the centre of a minor controversy last year when her moody and unresponsive behaviour at a press conference drew widespread criticism, has returned to Japan after spending three months in London where she took some English lessons. The trip was part of an effort to keep her out of the limelight - and further trouble - while the dust settled. When she appeared in the arrival lobby at Narita with her boyfriend, who had joined her for a holiday, some items fell from her bag and the waiting press corps heard her say "Oh shit". ZakZak (Japanese) quotes one entertainment reporter who thinks that "shit" is American English and suggests that, with all that time to study in London, "bloody" would have been more appropriate. "Shit", she goes on to say, is more commonly used by girls working in Britain's sex industry. A statement which proves that the she hasn't the first idea about British profanities.
[/floatr]Erika Sawajiri, the haafu actress who was at the centre of a minor controversy last year when her moody and unresponsive behaviour at a press conference drew widespread criticism, has returned to Japan after spending three months in London where she took some English lessons. The trip was part of an effort to keep her out of the limelight - and further trouble - while the dust settled. When she appeared in the arrival lobby at Narita with her boyfriend, who had joined her for a holiday, some items fell from her bag and the waiting press corps heard her say "Oh shit". ZakZak (Japanese) quotes one entertainment reporter who thinks that "shit" is American English and suggests that, with all that time to study in London, "bloody" would have been more appropriate. "Shit", she goes on to say, is more commonly used by girls working in Britain's sex industry. A statement which proves that the she hasn't the first idea about British profanities.-
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by ttjereth » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:10 pm
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Sorry Mulboyne, it's official now that it's in print. Shit is ours, you Brits and Aussies can't use it anymore less you be thought of as sex industry workers.
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by ttjereth » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:48 pm
blackcat wrote:Shit!
So, are you an American or a prostitute?
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by Iraira » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:55 pm
ttjereth wrote:Sorry Mulboyne, it's official now that it's in print. Shit is ours, you Brits and Aussies can't use it anymore less you be thought of as sex industry workers.
YES! America owns SHIT!
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by ttjereth » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:01 pm
Iraira wrote:YES! America owns SHIT!
SHIT is ours! We are SHIT! SHIT FTW! You can't have our SHIT!
etc.
Btw, having joined the site a year after me you are in danger of surpassing my number of posts, you might want to turn around for a second and check that your girlfriend is still there
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by Iraira » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:41 pm
[quote="ttjereth"]SHIT is ours! We are SHIT! SHIT FTW! You can't have our SHIT!
etc.
Btw, having joined the site a year after me you are in danger of surpassing my number of posts, you might want to turn around for a second and check that your girlfriend is still there ]
She leave me alone 3-4 nights a week...probably cheating with someother guy those nights. In any event, she's tossing out an unfertilized egg now (thankfully), so...well...if he's into earning his red wings, then hey, go for it.
That gives me time to be with my true love...the computer. Fuck, I need a hobby.
etc.
Btw, having joined the site a year after me you are in danger of surpassing my number of posts, you might want to turn around for a second and check that your girlfriend is still there ]
She leave me alone 3-4 nights a week...probably cheating with someother guy those nights. In any event, she's tossing out an unfertilized egg now (thankfully), so...well...if he's into earning his red wings, then hey, go for it.
That gives me time to be with my true love...the computer. Fuck, I need a hobby.
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by ttjereth » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:08 pm
Iraira wrote:She leave me alone 3-4 nights a week...probably cheating with someother guy those nights. In any event, she's tossing out an unfertilized egg now (thankfully), so...well...if he's into earning his red wings, then hey, go for it.
That gives me time to be with my true love...the computer. Fuck, I need a hobby.
I wish I could get my wife to leave me alone 3-4 nights a week. She seems to have this uncanny knack for coming to interrupt me as soon as I find something actually interesting to do or get to the best part of a movie or something.
Computers make great friends. It costs a chunk of money for a good one and even then there's still the occasional break downs, but it's still cheaper and more stable than my wife
You're damn right I was looking over my shoulder when I typed that.
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by xenomorph42 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:15 am
ttjereth wrote:I wish I could get my wife to leave me alone 3-4 nights a week. She seems to have this uncanny knack for coming to interrupt me as soon as I find something actually interesting to do or get to the best part of a movie or something.
Computers make great friends. It costs a chunk of money for a good one and even then there's still the occasional break downs, but it's still cheaper and more stable than my wife
You've damn right I was looking over my shoulder when I typed that.
Shit, dude! You're so right!!:D
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by bolt_krank » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:09 am
In Australia we don't say shit - we're all convicts and use outdated sayings like:
"Cor Blimey", with the young folk using modern terms like "Crikey"....
"Cor Blimey", with the young folk using modern terms like "Crikey"....
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by Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:31 am
Is pooper outer out of style now?
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by kusai Jijii » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:50 pm
AssKissinger wrote:I would REALLY like to fuck her in the ass.
Really
Lube or no lube?
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by AssKissinger » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:53 pm
No lube unless she's flexible enough to bend over and lick it herself. And that cunt better not call me ArseKissinger!
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by Greji » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:42 pm
AssKissinger wrote:No lube unless she's flexible enough to bend over and lick it herself. And that cunt better not call me ArseKissinger!
If she's that flexible AK, I don't think I would care what she called me......
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by AssKissinger » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:45 pm
Greji wrote:If she's that flexible AK, I don't think I would care what she called me......
Doesn't that smart sexy on the go look just cry out for anal?
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by kamome » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:22 am
AssKissinger wrote:Doesn't that smart sexy on the go look just cry out for anal?
Anal wasn't the first thing that came to mind, but she does cry out for something!
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by Greji » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 am
kamome wrote:Anal wasn't the first thing that came to mind, but she does cry out for something!
Well, she's gotta be a three holer at least.....
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by 2triky » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:40 pm
If she can learn how to say oh shit by studying English abroad, somebody should tell her to go fix her fucked up rat grill with that extra snaggle tooth she has....I know it's useful for cracking open beer bottles and all...but her money should at least buy her a better grill than a broke ass maiko shark.
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by Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:30 pm
2triky wrote:...somebody should tell her to go fix her fucked up rat grill with that extra snaggle tooth she has....I know it's useful for cracking open beer bottles and all...
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by Mulboyne » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:32 am
AssKissinger wrote:Doesn't that smart sexy on the go look just cry out for anal?
Funnily enough, a more appropriate British swear word for her to have used would have been "bugger".
When working in a Japanese company in London, I would hear people saying "baka" to themselves when they had been clumsy and was impressed by their colloquial use of local slang. It was some time before I realized they were using a Japanese word.
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by halfnip » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:06 am
I'll play Jack for the day and say, "You idiots wouldn't recognize a nice piece of J ass if it slapped you in the face...". ; )
Snaggle tooth or not, I think she is one of the "cutest" (and not BEAUTIFUL or fine as hell) actresses in Japan.
Snaggle tooth or not, I think she is one of the "cutest" (and not BEAUTIFUL or fine as hell) actresses in Japan.
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by AssKissinger » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:46 am
[quote="halfnip"]I'll play Jack for the day and say, "You idiots wouldn't recognize a nice piece of J ass if it slapped you in the face...". ]
Huh? It's not like I'm all into fucking UGLY women in the ass. I mean I was before I got married but... I mean, I'm not jerking off over it anymore. Well, actually, yeah I am, but I said that because she's a nice piece of J ass.
Huh? It's not like I'm all into fucking UGLY women in the ass. I mean I was before I got married but... I mean, I'm not jerking off over it anymore. Well, actually, yeah I am, but I said that because she's a nice piece of J ass.
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by blackcat » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:39 pm
Shes a GREAT piece of J (half J) Ass....damn I`d love some of that, a Japanese Porn Company produced a parody of her using a similar looking AV actress, it caused such a stir they didn't release it....very unusual....insiders said "it was too close to home" as she was modeling for a famous company and worried about legal action.
They also did a staff gang rape skit which I had heard may not be that untrue!!?
rumor anyway.
I am sure a lot of J guys would like to teach her a lesson.
They also did a staff gang rape skit which I had heard may not be that untrue!!?
rumor anyway.
I am sure a lot of J guys would like to teach her a lesson.
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