Filipino 11 Year Old Writes About Honourable Japan

[Mulboyne]

[Midwinter]

the mark of a civilized people lies in... the way they, well, relieve themselves. The Japanese are masters at both

I'm sorry to say kid, there are some public toilets in Tokyo that may disagree with you.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Somebody get this kid a job at The New York Times.

[maraboutslim]

But for me, the mark of a civilized people lies in the food they eat and the way they, well, relieve themselves. The Japanese are masters at both

I cannot wait to use this line. I'm going to be primed to slip it into any conversation I can.

[wuchan]

[ the mark of a civilized people lies in the food they eat and the way they, well, relieve themselves. The Japanese are masters at both

huh?

[Taro Toporific]

But for me, the mark of a civilized people lies in the food they eat and the way they, well, relieve themselves. The Japanese are masters at both

huh?

What the hey, he's only 11 years old! Squirting robo-toilets are impressive to pooping prepubescent boys as well as New York Times correspondents.

....the Japanese excel in another place: The bathroom. The toilets were the most pleasurable in my experience. In Japan, doing your thing was not shameful, but enjoyable. The seat was warm. Music soothed me as I relaxed, book in hand. Afterward, water jets, with different speeds and forces, cleaned me up, aimed at strategic points. Finally, a heater with a deodorizer dried my bottom.
.... the mark of a civilized people lies in the food they eat and the way they, well, relieve themselves. The Japanese are masters at both.

[TennoChinko]

Wait for the sequel when he turns 18 and visits his first soapland!

[Kanchou]

Japanese-style toilets are the devil.

They're just traps designed to trick filthy gaijin into shitting on their pants/shoes and holding their genitals level with the bottom of the stall so random nihonjin can snap pics with their keitai.