She's got the most mouth-wateringly sexy face, and those malevolent eyes and slightly gaijin-esque nose give her a fantastically carnal quality. But then you notice that her legs are about as long as your forearm. Alas, she's got one of those Homo floresiensis bods, not unlike "Hikki"-chan.
"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it - 'cause we Japanese are talkin' progress!"