"Lost in Translation" for hipster douches

[Samurai_Jerk]

I know what you're thinking. Wasn't LIT already for hipster douches? Well this film seems to be taking it up a notch.

[kurogane]

That's almost as scary as the weird white chick at the end. Why do English language media outlets hire so many non-native speakers? Is there a shortage of slightly wrinkly native speakers with plastic smiles and peroxide hair, or do Belgian chicks just know who to fuck to get the job?

[BigInJapan]

So, from this indie trailer we can determine that a bunch of geeky millennials come to Japan as a last ditch effort seeking fame and fortune, encounter all kinds of wacky people, and gain a profound understanding of the culture, language, and history... (not). Sounds like yet another piece of pap for the discriminating weaboo crowd.
Gotta like that title though... (I'm looking forward to hundreds of yen in royalties - BigInJapan®).

[kurogane]

Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.

He'll have to get in line behind Tom Waits.

[yanpa]

Looks like a fun film for cliche bingo drinking.

[wagyl]

That's almost as scary as the weird white chick at the end. Why do English language media outlets hire so many non-native speakers? Is there a shortage of slightly wrinkly native speakers with plastic smiles and peroxide hair, or do Belgian chicks just know who to fuck to get the job?

Unless you have information to the contrary, I suspect she may be a Pacific islander native English speaker, in other words a small flightless bird.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Nice truck, though, at 0:15 of the video. What is it?

[wagyl]

Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.

He'll have to get in line behind Tom Waits.

Who is lined up behind Alphaville.

[matsuki]

I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...

[Samurai_Jerk]

I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...

That reminds me. One of my FG buddies showed up at the bar one time with a shirt that said "Big in Japan." Below that in kanji it said 巨根. He knows very little Japanese so he'd been walking around in that shirt all day unaware of the message he was proudly projecting to the world.

[wagyl]

I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...

So you are saying that every time you enter an all male nude environment, little Choko gets aroused?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(and no, not that little Choko, that little Choko)

[Russell]

I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...

So you are saying that every time you enter an all male nude environment, little Choko gets aroused?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(and no, not that little Choko, that little Choko)

I would expect Choko to enter only mixed onsens...

[matsuki]

With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....

Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:

Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.

[Samurai_Jerk]

With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....

Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:

Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.

Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?

[Mock Cockpit]

With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....

Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:

Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.

Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?

Gaijin Handbook rule #328-7. Japanese condoms are always too small for your thunder-cocked gaijin warrior.

[havill]

Ooooh...........you must pursue this. Seriously.

He'll have to get in line behind Tom Waits.

Who is lined up behind Alphaville.

And Martin Solveig / Dragonette

[kurogane]

I dunno about you guys but I'm definitely "Big in Japan" every time I visit an onsen...

So you are saying that every time you enter an all male nude environment, little Choko gets aroused?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(and no, not that little Choko, that little Choko)

No, no. A person's sexual preferences are his own business...............

[Samurai_Jerk]

With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....

Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:

Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.

Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?

Gaijin Handbook rule #328-7. Japanese condoms are always too small for your thunder-cocked gaijin warrior.

I lied. The guy wasn't Irish but he did have a big ginger head.

[wagyl]

What a dickhead.

[matsuki]

With how feminine many J-d00ds are, that wouldn't be saying much....

Twas a joke but since we're on the subject:

Trojan regular condoms are 53-54mm in diameter....JDM XL "Mega Big Boy" condoms are a massive(painfully restrictive) 46mm diameter.

Blah, blah, blah. I've seen a guy stretch a condom over his whole head as a joke. Are you telling me your dick is bigger than a giant Irish noggin?

I know Under Armour is pioneering some amazing things with compression fit but I think your dick is one thing that won't benefit from that squeeze.

[Coligny]

Might leave more blood for the brain...

[Russell]

Speaking about condoms...

Big condoms partly to blame for Thai teen STD spike

[matsuki]

Speaking about condoms...

Big condoms partly to blame for Thai teen STD spike

LOL, maybe they need to go with the ego preserving Japanese model. With some of the gear I sell, we either have to explain it's "American sizing" or actually change the sizing down 1-2 sizes. The first year we literally had all these really scrawny J-d00ds complaining "I am not an XS!! I am a medium!!"

[Russell]

Speaking about condoms...

Big condoms partly to blame for Thai teen STD spike

LOL, maybe they need to go with the ego preserving Japanese model. With some of the gear I sell, we either have to explain it's "American sizing" or actually change the sizing down 1-2 sizes. The first year we literally had all these really scrawny J-d00ds complaining "I am not an XS!! I am a medium!!"

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

[Yokohammer]

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

But what if you have a quantum dick?

[Russell]

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

But what if you have a quantum dick?

Einstein didn't believe in quantum dicks...

[Yokohammer]

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

But what if you have a quantum dick?

Einstein didn't believe in quantum dicks...

Or black holes ... which is where, I assume, a quantum dick would go.

[Russell]

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

But what if you have a quantum dick?

Einstein didn't believe in quantum dicks...

Or black holes ... which is where, I assume, a quantum dick would go.

You know, it suddenly starts to make sense.

Black holes are those things that suck up everything, isn't it?

[matsuki]

LOL....patterns in nature

Speaking about condoms...

Big condoms partly to blame for Thai teen STD spike

LOL, maybe they need to go with the ego preserving Japanese model. With some of the gear I sell, we either have to explain it's "American sizing" or actually change the sizing down 1-2 sizes. The first year we literally had all these really scrawny J-d00ds complaining "I am not an XS!! I am a medium!!"

It's all relative.

Einstein already proved that...

You should have heard the "gaijin size" comments I got when ordering a mannequin the other day...BTW, the mannequins they sell here are a lil too detailed...I'm surprised they aren't anatomically correct.