What's the sound of a gong being hit 30 times?

[Taro Toporific]

"WHAT is the sound of a gong being hit 30 times?Loud, loud, loud."
Monks in the mist---In search of spiritual enlightenment - and a cheap place to stay - Arin Greenwood books into a Japanese monastery.smh.com.au / January 6, 2004....Koyasan is a village on the top of Mt Koya, which is part of a mountain range in Japan's Wakayama prefecture. The village was founded as a monastic complex in the early 9th century by Kobo Daishi, the monk who brought esoteric Buddhism to Japan....

[Taro Toporific]

Interesting article. But it brings to mind one question: If I shave my head, put on the construction helmet and flags, and then slam my dome against the gong 30 times, would it be just as loud as not shaving my head, putting on the helmet and flags and brain slamming the gong 30 times?

Take my word for it, shaving your head will make it more enlightening....you'll see little sparkling lights from inside your eyes.