Narita's "Customs-kun" is waiting for ya

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:56 am

Does the "C" stands for cute?

Check out this video of the Cuteness of Customs...

by **Caustic Saint** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:56 am

I'm not sure what that old dude's saying, but I'd guess it's something along the lines of, "those motherfuckers to my new Lolex and tiger penis extract. Now how will I impress the ladies?!?"

by **Andocrates** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:59 am

ojisan is none too bright.

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:20 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:I'm not sure what that old dude's saying, but ...

I know what he's thinking though:

"This girl's so smug about confiscating this crap, she'll never suspect that I've got 3 drug-filled condoms up my ass."

I think customs-kun should walk around with shoulder-length rubber
veterinary gloves on for spot checks on suspicious types like the Ojiisan.

by **mr. sparkle** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:25 pm

Star Wipe?? Gimme a break!

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:46 pm

mr. sparkle wrote:Star Wipe?? Gimme a break!

Ah yes Master Sparkle, the dread "Star Wipe": the favorite scene transition of 1970s kung fu movies and college recruiting films.

by **devicenull** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:05 pm

this is why i shall be taking a ferry to japan rather than flying... and shipping most of my crap to myself before I leave. I like my Rolex and DVD collection

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:27 pm

devicenull wrote:this is why i shall be taking a ferry to japan rather than flying... and shipping most of my crap to myself before I leave. I like my Rolex and DVD collection

Boarding the Shanghai Ferry to Kobe, Chinese customs gave me the ANAL PROBE looking for Chinese antiquities:
"No, I don't have any Xian terracotta warriors up THERE."

by **emperor** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:49 pm

That Bear Is Probably Packed Full Of Drugs and They Didnt Give Him A Glance!! ... Im Just Gonna Dress Accordingly For All My Future Travels

If you were to go through customs with a folder of Divx encoded movies burned to DVD-Rs would they confiscate them?? Or could you say theyre "Family Movies"... that just happen to be given titles such as "Dawn Of The Dead" :twisted:

by **Caustic Saint** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:20 pm

emperor wrote:If you were to go through customs with a folder of Divx encoded movies burned to DVD-Rs would they confiscate them?? Or could you say theyre "Family Movies"... that just happen to be given titles such as "Dawn Of The Dead"

I'd say it's unlikely. Heck, I know somebody who just flew into Narita with a backpack full fo DVDs - and a DVD player - and got waved through with no problems at all.

Guess it depends of Customs-kun in on the ball that day or not.

by **emperor** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:31 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
emperor wrote:If you were to go through customs with a folder of Divx encoded movies burned to DVD-Rs would they confiscate them?? Or could you say theyre "Family Movies"... that just happen to be given titles such as "Dawn Of The Dead"

I'd say it's unlikely. Heck, I know somebody who just flew into Narita with a backpack full fo DVDs - and a DVD player - and got waved through with no problems at all.
Guess it depends of Customs-kun in on the ball that day or not.

Well that sounds promising..
..but, maybe posting them by mail would be considerably safer?

by **devicenull** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:39 pm

you burn your own dvd movies with shitty divx?
ick.... i just buy the dvds on the street for like 50 cents, has menus, and if i dont like the quality, i can usually return it.

by **emperor** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:46 pm

Hi,

want to buy a Hermit Crab as a present for my little Sister, does anybody know if it's allowed to take on a plane?

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