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Noooooo, not tigers too Tomoko!

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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:54 am

TOKYO, JAPAN - AUGUST 29: Director Jean-Jacques Annaud (R) and Tomoko Matsushima (L) hold a baby tiger at the Japan Premiere for "Two Brothers"
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Tomoko Matsushima was bitten on the head by a lion during promotion photo session in the 1970s and has been a not-all-there space cadet ever since. Just look at her face and imagine that she once had a lion's canines locked on both sides of her temples! :eek2:
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Postby gkanai » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:59 am

Yikes- she looks like a Japanese version of an Addams-family member. That makeup is AWFUL 8O
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:21 am

Yep that trepanation sure pays off....
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:41 pm

Do teeth normally yellow with age?

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Postby amdg » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:05 pm

Big Booger wrote:Do teeth normally yellow with age?

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They do if your diet consists primarily of ....


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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:08 pm

Big Booger wrote:Do teeth normally yellow with age?


There's an interesting story why Japanese have such yellow teeth. Because gonorrhea and other assorted STDs are such a problem in Japan, the govenment allows the purchase tetracycline antibiotics without a prescription.

Tomoko must have dosed up herself a lot making her way to the top and it shows in the severe yellow discoloration of her teeth caused by tetracyclines. So the next time you see a obachan with yellow teeth, try to imagine her in her wild days with clap.

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Postby gkanai » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:13 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:try to imagine her in her wild days with clap.


I am so glad it is after lunch.

Taro- that was almost NSFMLCDCM.

(Not safe for my LCD computer monitor.)
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:28 pm

Taro, was she really bitten on the head?
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