'Inanimate Objects Imbued with Strange Power'

[Taro Toporific]

PHOTO ESSAY #3: Inanimate Objects Imbued with Strange & Uncanny Power :
This scarecrow really freaked me out. Chucky, come out to play.
--- Simon Sellars travelog

[Taro Toporific]

My Melody®, the Redeemer

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筑波大学名物「罪を贖うマイメロディ」 — ねこまったりら(ねこらり) (@mattarila)’s twitter Sept. 28, 2013

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[Coligny]

Did you hear banjos ?

Because inbreds are much more comforting that cultists...

And sacrifices like this are much more the job of cultists...

[Taro Toporific]

Did you hear banjos ?...

(Cue creepy Theremin music)

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pic.twitter.com/VvC5jldbB5 --- 夢幻プリズムまっぎょ (@maggyotonpeisan)'s twitter --- 2013oct06

[Coligny]

Theremin... The original Microsoft Kinect...

[legion]

the finest living proponent

[J.A.F.O]

Was thinking of something totally different

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[Coligny]

Wait, you mean:

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[Russell]

Wait, you mean:

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Actually, I stopped eating them, because they caused me stomach aches.

Must be them radioshuns...

[J.A.F.O]

wait wait... bananas have radioshuns. Guess I'll have the kids finish off the bunch. If they keel over I'll know not to eat anymore.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Why is everyone speaking infantile French?

[yanpa]

Y u no haz teh Egyptian potatoes of reverse colour?

[Coligny]

Whatta'n00b...

[IparryU]

Why is everyone speaking infantile French?

They ate coligny's chicken nuggets

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[Coligny]

Why is everyone speaking infantile French?

They ate coligny's chicken nuggets

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Not until they pry them from my cold dead paws...

[IparryU]

Why is everyone speaking infantile French?

They ate coligny's chicken nuggets

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Not until they pry them from my cold dead paws...

Or your cats decapitated paws... Easier than yours I would guess.

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[Coligny]

Do you always sucks that badly at anatomy ?

And akshually... That felines would fuck you up just for shit and giggles... Meanwhile... Have your really assessed the potential threat coming from a balding out of shape former sysadmin ? Ok, I never go out without my "rm -rf /*" but it has been shown to be useless on humans...

[Taro Toporific]

Inanimate Objects Imbued with Strange & Uncanny Power

'Secret weapon' for countermeasures against crop damage
'Super Monster Wolf' launched in Chiba prefecture July 11th
The Sankei Shimbun | 2017-July-09
...The JA of Kisarazu City have released a “secret weapon”: a robot scarecrow modeled on a Hokkaido wolf, the “Super Monster Wolf.” It barks and howls with a great vigor of up to 90 decibels, and it has infrared sensors that cause the wolf’s eyes to flicker red like a flame when agricultural pests like boar or deer are detected...more...

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[Coligny]

The only thing making me lose my shit faster than a huge spider are wolves and werewolves...


Time to invest on adult diapers I guess...

[Russell]

Inanimate Objects Imbued with Strange & Uncanny Power

'Secret weapon' for countermeasures against crop damage
'Super Monster Wolf' launched in Chiba prefecture July 11th
The Sankei Shimbun | 2017-July-09
...The JA of Kisarazu City have released a “secret weapon”: a robot scarecrow modeled on a Hokkaido wolf, the “Super Monster Wolf.” It barks and howls with a great vigor of up to 90 decibels, and it has infrared sensors that cause the wolf’s eyes to flicker red like a flame when agricultural pests like boar or deer are detected...more...

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Unfortunately, it doesn't work against plant diseases and harmful insects...

[Taro Toporific]

The only thing making me lose my shit faster than a huge spider are wolves and werewolves...

Ok, here's a more inspiring photo of the Super Monster Wolf bot for you.

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http://www.sankei.com/affairs/news/1707 ... 09-n1.html

[J.A.F.O]

The only thing making me lose my shit faster than a huge spider are wolves and werewolves...


Time to invest on adult diapers I guess...

Outselling baby diapers here in Japan or so I'm told.

[Coligny]

The only thing making me lose my shit faster than a huge spider are wolves and werewolves...


Time to invest on adult diapers I guess...

Outselling baby diapers here in Japan or so I'm told.

Just look at FG... not exactly a fountain of youth...

[J.A.F.O]

Just look at FG... not exactly a fountain of youth...

20+ years of fighting, I don't feel any younger. I can't just hop out of bed anymore these days.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Just 50 or so years since last I did some Judo and today I fell from a step stool trying to change a light bulb. No more standing on one leg no matter what **sigh**

[legion]

Just 50 or so years since last I did some Judo and today I fell from a step stool trying to change a light bulb. No more standing on one leg no matter what **sigh**

Even while playing the flute?

[Grumpy Gramps]

Yeah, even while being thick as a brick.

Ah, have to find my penny whistle, maybe I could try it out to make sure.