Women's World Cup

[BigInJapan]

Not much of a soccer fan myself, but yeah, the Nadeshiko Japan is packed with some rather butch-looking females indeed (I prefer to beach volleyball as a spectator sport myself...).
Way down near the bottom of the squad list is Karina Maruyama, who looks like a fairly typical cutish J female (names at right are clickable).

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Not much of a soccer fan myself, but yeah, the Nadeshiko Japan is packed with some rather butch-looking females indeed (I prefer to beach volleyball as a spectator sport myself...).
Way down near the bottom of the squad list is Karina Maruyama, who looks like a fairly typical cutish J female (names at right are clickable).

Good Lord! I call foul )not on Maruyama; agree she's the best of a bad bunch)...I reckon some of those players are blokes...I'd say the men's team scores overall much higher marks for feminine appearance.

[matsuki]

Cute??? Think again...

I'd say the men's team scores overall much higher marks for feminine appearance.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again.

SDH, you owe me a coffee! (almost a new monitor and keyboard too but I was quick with the Kleenex....no commenting on why I have Kleenex so readily available next to my work PC)



hmmmmmm, they certainly spend more time on their hair and makeup

[Greji]

...I reckon some of those players are blokes...I'd say the men's team scores overall much higher marks for feminine appearance.

I refuse to stroke anything that is hung better than I am.....Generally speaking that is.....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I refuse to stroke anything that is hung better than I am....

Breathe easy....Japanese men's team

[American Oyaji]

I reckon you guys are being overly harsh.

Think about it. These women are PROFESSIONAL athletes. As such they do a lot of weight lifting and most hack their hair off so it doesn't get in the way of their play. Give them a couple years away from the game, let their hair grow back out and put them in normal clothes and makeup and some of them will be ok.

Just some of them though.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Just some of them though.

You're absolutely right.
I'm sure some of these birds would probably shape up very nicely indeed at some stage[color="White"] (probably immediately after I've drunk myself utterly senseless and would be prepared to fuck absolutely any hole).[/color]

[Coligny]

I like where this is going

Meeee too...

Sending the film crew and gear...

The third half time will be gold... en... shower...

Just need to work on the titul...

Muff Diving Diva Super Happy Soccer Team... maybee...

[Coligny]

Not much of a soccer fan myself, but yeah, the Nadeshiko Japan is packed with some rather butch-looking females indeed (I prefer to beach volleyball as a spectator sport myself...).
Way down near the bottom of the squad list is Karina Maruyama, who looks like a fairly typical cutish J female (names at right are clickable).

Seriously... when me b.... julie... tells me of one of her colleague that she is "cute" or "somewhat cute" I usually drink a cup of salt saturated coffee to empty my stomach and avoid throwing up in the car... But those take the cake...

[matsuki]

I reckon you guys are being overly harsh.

Think about it. These women are PROFESSIONAL athletes. As such they do a lot of weight lifting and most hack their hair off so it doesn't get in the way of their play. Give them a couple years away from the game, let their hair grow back out and put them in normal clothes and makeup and some of them will be ok.

Just some of them though.

AO's going soft No amount of makeup, clothes, and padding will make those beasties OK

That being said, indeed they are pro athletes so at least they made the most of their careers...much better that than some of their peers that went out with a splat.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

AO's going soft

A good thing, too....I've heard that it could be lethal for AO to get hard as it would need to drain the bloody supply from most of the rest of his body.

[Mock Cockpit]

I think they've already picked it....

Fucken hell SDH, how about a warning on that.
AO is taking the glass half full approach which is commendable but AO, the only thing this glass is half full of is UGLY!
That goalie might be the best ever cos they're no way in the fuckin world I'll be kicking a ball anywhere near that.

[Iraira]

Fucken hell SDH, how about a warning on that.
AO is taking the glass half full approach which is commendable but AO, the only thing this glass is half full of is UGLY!
That goalie might be the best ever cos they're no way in the fuckin world I'll be kicking a ball anywhere near that.

Now now now...nothing wrong with any of them that a few strong alcoholic beverages won't fix.

[Typhoon]

Now now now...nothing wrong with any of them that a few strong alcoholic beverages won't fix.

Plain women are more passionate.

- Japanese proverb

[AssKissinger]

Really fit chicks have tight cunts. Even I will admit that some of their faces are painful to look at but I bet they all got pussies like vice grips, yo.

[Coligny]

Really fit chicks have tight cunts. Even I will admit that some of their faces are painful to look at but I bet they all got pussies like vice grips, yo.

Poodles too... that don't make them a good option...

[Greji]

Poodles too... that don't make them a good option...

It don't?

[IparryU]

Poodles too... that don't make them a good option...

[Greji]

Really fit chicks have tight cunts. Even I will admit that some of their faces are painful to look at but I bet they all got pussies like vice grips, yo.

Why would you want to look at their face anyway?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Really fit chicks have tight cunts. Even I will admit that some of their faces are painful to look at but I bet they all got pussies like vice grips, yo.

I hear you. But, to be really honest, even I have some standards. And looking at that photo is making that vice grip look mighty attractive to me at the moment....Besides, they're women soccer players: they're not even rich.

[Russell]

No...sorry. You're wrong: It is a tournament of "the beautiful game." (See chokoknen's post above).

What's worse, the Japanese team nickname is nadeshiko, a word that implies the grace and beauty of the traditional Japanese woman (you know, the demure, devoted types we YBF-afflicted types know all about). No disrespect to the players, who've done a wonderful job, but none of them would look out of place at a Hell's Angels gathering.
Winning Ugly is fine in professional sports, but Winning Fucking Ugly in women's sports is borderline unforgivable for mine....what's the point of watching women's sports if the birds are all horrid on the eye?

I see where you want to go (or already went)
Time to switch attention to a different sport...

[Mike Oxlong]

5 North Koreans fail steroids test at Women's World Cup

North Korea officials blame traditional medicine using musk deer glands for five of their players testing positive for steroids at the Women's World Cup in soccer's biggest doping scandal in nearly two decades.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter said Saturday that after two players were caught during the tournament this month, FIFA tested the rest of the North Korean squad and found three more positive results.

Blatter said the North Korean federation "wrote to us and they presented their excuses. They said that a lightning strike was responsible for this."

The names of the three other players would only be made public at a later stage, FIFA said.

The gland in question comes from musk deer living in a large swathe of Asia from Siberia to North Korea. The hairy 4-centimeter gland is usually cut open to extract a liquid that is used for medical purposes.

Doping officials have been concerned about such naturally occurring substances in recent years. During the run-up to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, FIFA's concerns focused on African plants that could players an unfair advantage by providing energy boosts or helping to heal muscle injuries.

FIFA investigators who discovered evidence of doping in the North Korean samples were in uncharted territory as such steroids had not previously been encountered. Experts from the World Anti-Doping Agency were called in to confirm the breach of doping rules.

"It was very complex," FIFA's chief medical officer Jiri Dvorak said. He added that the medical officer of the North Korea team provided a sample of the medicine to help their analysis.

[Greji]

5 North Koreans fail steroids test at Women's World Cup

They got it from an FG in Roppongi, right?

[IparryU]

Doping officials have been concerned about such naturally occurring substances in recent years. During the run-up to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, FIFA's concerns focused on African plants that could players an unfair advantage by providing energy boosts or helping to heal muscle injuries.

so taking a super-multivitamin drink that is processes and contains highlly condenced ingrediants before workouts is ok, but a plant that provides energy and helps heal muscle injuries raises a red flag?

I would understand if they are talking about mushrooms (eg the ones the Ethiopians to when they kicked the shit out of the brits) but other than that type... lay off it.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...soccer's biggest doping scandal in nearly two decades....

I thought at first glance the story was talking about David Beckham, but then I noticed they'd dropped the "e" and added "ing."

[Proxy]

5 North Koreans fail steroids test at Women's World Cup

the reporter on a fav tv station back home said that the players tested positive for steroids *because* they had been struck by lightning.....

oops.

[IparryU]

the reporter on a fav tv station back home said that the players tested positive for steroids *because* they had been struck by lightning.....

oops.

if they had been struck by lightning and then play soccer (football) shortly after, they would most likely need some drugs to do so. I have not been struck or know what it is like, but common sense tells me that it would not be such a quick recovery, especially if you have to play in a world class level sporting event...

nice excuse NK... nice...

[American Oyaji]

Ya know, I'm watching this Japanese women's team and I think pics have just been unflattering. A woman is not a static picture, she is her smile, her sense of humor, her laugh.
Watching these women on TV, there is a certain grace to them. Sawa is starting to grow on me. Something about her.

[Adhesive]

Japanese take it! It was a great game.

[American Oyaji]

Congratulations Japan!!!
Work is gonna be interesting on Monday!