World Cup

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That reminds me, I might be heading out your way for the hanabi taikai at the end of the month.

Fuck, if that's the case, give me a call...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:

In his defence, they were Germans.

Germany, Argentina...what dope it matter? They're both full of old Nazis.

by **Mock Cockpit** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:46 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Nonetheless (and totally unrelated to topic but forgive me because I am hungover), as an Aussie, I now feel a lot more comfortable having seen Ze Germans blitzkrieg against England and Argentina and think that maybe we aren't such a bad team after all.

Yeah I thought that too. Makes all the teeth gnashing about how crap we were seem a bit overwrought now.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:24 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Yeah I thought that too. Makes all the teeth gnashing about how crap we were seem a bit overwrought now.

Ze seem to be a fucking good team...I agree with you. perhaps the Soccreroos weren't as bad as many people (including myself) thought.

by **Mock Cockpit** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:03 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Ze seem to be a fucking good team...I agree with you. perhaps the Soccreroos weren't as bad as many people (including myself) thought.

By the rules of reflected glory because we beat Serbia and Serbia beat Germany, if Germany win the world cup that makes us world champions. I see no fault in my logic.

by **Iraira** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:47 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:By the rules of reflected glory because we beat Serbia and Serbia beat Germany, if Germany win the world cup that makes us world champions. I see no fault in my logic.

But, you also need to analyze who beat you, and work the same logic in the other direction. Ultimately, Palau should be awarded the championship.

and on a lighter note....I assume that the below was for the victory party should Spain win it all........

Colombian police seize World Cup replica made of cocaine
(CNN) -- A replica of a World Cup trophy seized by Colombian authorities at the Bogota airport was made of cocaine, police said.

Gold paint in "bad condition" on the trophy's surface aroused the suspicion of investigators, who sent a sample of the trophy to a laboratory for forensic testing, the Colombian National Police said Saturday.

Results revealed that the replica was made of 24 pounds (11 kilograms) of cocaine, police said.

The 14-inch (36 centimeter) replica was packed along with several team jerseys in a shipment headed to Madrid, Spain.

The real trophy, designed by Italian artist Silvio Gazzaniga, is the same height, but is made of solid 18-carat gold and weighs 13.6 pounds (6,175 grams). It bears the engraved year and name of each World Cup winner since 1974, according to FIFA, the international football federation.

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/07/04/world.cup.cocaine/index.html?hpt=T2&fbid=f3fNhA8q0vj

by **AssKissinger** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:40 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:

In his defence, they were Germans.

That's funny. The second greatest soccer player ever comes over acting like a bitch so what do you do? Record it for youtube!

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:50 am

Fuggin' long range rocket from the Dutch. 1 nil in the 18th minute over Uruguay. That was an awesome goal.

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:12 am

Equalizer by Diego Forlan. 1-1. Another missile. Gotta say the Dutch keeper muffed that one a bit.

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:00 am

The Dutch are playing good voetbal. 2-1, Clockwork Orange.

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:02 am

Shiet...the Dutch just scored again! 3-1!

by **Christoff** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:14 am

may end up being hte dutch vs the douche

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:20 am

Christoff wrote:may end up being hte dutch vs the douche

Operation Market Garden

by **Tsuru** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:28 am

Whew... classic case of Dutch disease this fine evening. So, one more time, especially since we are likely to encounter the Germans in the final:

WE HAVE NOT WON UNTIL THEY ARE ON THE BUS BACK HOME

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:30 am

Fine effort by the Dutch.

by **2triky** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:32 am

Tsuru wrote:Whew... classic case of Dutch disease this fine evening. So, one more time, especially since we are likely to encounter the Germans in the final:

WE HAVE NOT WON UNTIL THEY ARE ON THE BUS BACK HOME

by **Christoff** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:40 am

by **Greji** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:01 pm

Christoff wrote:Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup

Move over Tsuru, your team has just gained another fan....
:drool5:

by **FG Lurker** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:49 am

About 20 mins in and 0-0... Spain is definitely outplaying the Germans though. Anyone else out there watching?

by **FG Lurker** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:46 am

Spain has been in control of most of this game so far... They've done everything right except find the goal. 15 mins into the 2nd half and still 0-0.

by **FG Lurker** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:59 am

And Spain finally found the goal. 1-0...

Not been the most exciting game so far, that's for sure.

by **2triky** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:15 am

FG Lurker wrote:And Spain finally found the goal. 1-0...

Not been the most exciting game so far, that's for sure.

Indeed. Looks to be a Spanish victory.

by **IkemenTommy** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:17 am

Germany played like shit. It's game over.

by **FG Lurker** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:21 am

Germany did not play well at all. Congrats to Spain!

by **2triky** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:57 am

FG Lurker wrote:Germany did not play well at all. Congrats to Spain!

Yup. Surprising flat game by the Germans. The better team won today. So Spain v. Holland...two great sides that have never won the World Cup. I guess it's finally time for another nation to get some World Cup shine.

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:17 am

I wonder how many of those expecting a blowjob are looking at the Dutch team...

"If you don't win...I KEEL you."

by **Mock Cockpit** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:20 am

Watching Spain last night was like watching a scientist dissect a large, dangerous beast. Had to be done carefully and was actually done masterfully. If they can maintain anything close to that level of precision in the final the Dutch will once more be the bridesmaids.

by **Tsuru** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:03 pm

I would have preferred Germany for the reasons stated above: they are not easy to defeat but it can be done as they have a clear achilles heel: their defence. Spain will be more difficult.

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:19 pm

Tsuru wrote:Spain will be more difficult.

And that is going to make it a great game!

But why the heck does it have to be at 3:30 on Monday morning?!

by **Mock Cockpit** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:01 pm

Tsuru wrote:I would have preferred Germany for the reasons stated above: they are not easy to defeat but it can be done as they have a clear achilles heel: their defence. Spain will be more difficult.

It's a dream final really, 2 teams that have never won it before. Can't really say who I'll be supporting until I start watching but it's clear the two best teams have made the final. Maybe not the two most talented or creative or innovative but definitely the best. Hopefully too the final will be played in the proper spirit like last night's was, no cards and only 14 fouls for the whole match.

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