Internet over I-Phone in Japan?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Nobody forces you to be there. If you don't like it leave.. if you like it stay. But bitching about it is just silly.. and on top of that posting in a Japan Forum.

oh you poor dumb, naive bastard. this is not a 'Japan Forum'. this is Fucked Gaijin. what you perceive is 'bitching', is actually people who get life in japan as a foreigner. no one here is going to take you seriously, you've never been here.

with every post, you prove more and more that your grasp of english and it's proper use of it is not even close to what you claim.

please go away and annoy japan forum or some other baka eigo no sensei board.

[McTojo]

oh you poor dumb, naive bastard. this is not a 'Japan Forum'. this is Fucked Gaijin. what you perceive is 'bitching', is actually people who get life in japan as a foreigner. no one here is going to take you seriously, you've never been here.

with every post, you prove more and more that your grasp of english and it's proper use of it is not even close to what you claim.

please go away and annoy japan forum or some other baka eigo no sensei board.

Easy on the new guy you fucking moron! If all you bitches do is whine and cry about being here, then get the fuck out of Japan!

[IparryU]

Uh-oh (bad move) ... I can hear the rumble of the troops preparing for battle already.
TyLaw, hope you have a good flak jacket handy, or at least a thick skin.

well, us mexicans dont care bout no fuggin flak jacket, they dont protect you from gettin shanked


but ya dude... this aint no "Japan Fourm", welcome to FG my man... if you dont like it, go fuck about at big daikon with the loser eigo senseis...

[wuchan]

TyLaw,

The grass is greener or some shit like that.


Bottom line is Japan is just another place. If there were a perfect place to live on this planet no one could afford to live there. Japan is just like everywhere else: different place with different things to love and hate.


One thing you will learn is at least we say something, not that whining on the interwebs will lead to anything, instead of just saying "shoganai" like the locals*.





....*nichan don't count...

[FG Lurker]

Bottom line is Japan is just another place. If there were a perfect place to live on this planet no one could afford to live there.

With a very large pile of money just about anywhere is a perfect place to live.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Or go back to the States or where you come from.. I mean seriously, living in Japan and bitching about it, are the people I love the most. Just go back to the western society if you miss it that much.

I understand your cultural need to satisfy wanderlust and lebensraum and all that. But that hasn't really worked too well for your lot in the past, so I was trying to make your view of the Land of the Rose-Colored Glasses a little more realistic. Even though you guys were fellow uber-mensch and all that in the old days, you may be a little surprised to find that the Japan you're expecting and the real cuntry will likely be considerably different...unless, of course, you work in porn, but even then the Japanese don't tend to go in for the gimp suits when they make their scat movies.
It will be interesting to see how many minutes it takes for your views of Japan to change once you have actually been here...
P.S. Don't forget your bath towel, but good luck finding a decent deckchair for it...

[Coligny]

I understand your cultural need to satisfy wanderlust and lebensraum and all that.

OH...

WAIT !

th3m kr4uts are commings ?

shit shit shit...

I'm out to store on noodles and hiding in the basement...


WAIT...

It's japan...

no basement...

I'm like...

totally fooked... nice 2 haz known youz guyz...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

totally fooked... nice 2 haz known youz guyz...

Bloody hell...even for a Frenchie that was a quick surrender.

[IparryU]

Bloody hell...even for a Frenchie that was a quick surrender.

Just FYI... I am half kraut... but I am a yankee and we been yankees before the first war...

fuck now i am scurred.. the kraut in me might come out coligney... run...

[Yokohammer]

the kraut in me might come out ...

You mean you might sprout a kraut?

(Sorry ... the poet in me couldn't resist that one ...)

[IparryU]

You mean you might sprout a kraut?

(Sorry ... the poet in me couldn't resist that one ...)

ya i think it go like that me no goods at ryhming

so... do krauts get offended when you call them krauts, or do they not understand what a kraut is?

so coligny... how do you say kraut in french?

[Greji]

Would I be too bold if with all your experience in Japan, I were to ask how do you like it here?

Damn! He red snotted me for this post. Must be the paranoids nipping at his knickers already....

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Damn! He red snotted me for this post. Must be the paranoids nipping at his knickers already....

how's that? he's full of red snot, didn't think he could snot anything but grey.

then again, germans are lacking a humour gene...

[Coligny]

how's that? he's full of red snot, didn't think he could snot anything but grey.

then again, germans are lacking a humour gene...

Since Greji quoted his message I deduced that he redsnoted himself... Might be happen with old peeps... At least he didun't plow into a farmer market...

[Coligny]

so... do krauts get offended when you call them krauts, or do they not understand what a kraut is?

If you're smart, you should be already out of weapon range when they come with an answer...

so coligny... how do you say kraut in french?

Schleus... or Boches... But it's frowned upon, unless their battletanks are driving south...

[sillygirl]

Well then enjoy!

Or go back to the States or where you come from.. I mean seriously, living in Japan and bitching about it, are the people I love the most. Just go back to the western society if you miss it that much.

Oh dear.

[Coligny]

Oh dear.

Nice you finally decided to join, we wuz running out of tar and feathers...

[sillygirl]

Nice you finally decided to join, we wuz running out of tar and feathers...

Soz - been on a first aid course....(cue Greji with comments on nurses and bandaging goats' teets)

[Greji]

Soz - been on a first aid course....(cue Greji with comments on nurses and bandaging goats' teets)

Teets?