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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:06 pm

Finally – Control Games With Your Penis
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Eroge developer Illusion have made public a short video showing off a penis-controlled eroge tech demo...
[color="Gray"]More info and video[/color]...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:26 pm

If it's for the Japanese market, it better be designed for small controllers.
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:23 am

Just the concept of this controller alone gives me the willies....
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Postby Greji » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:11 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:Just the concept of this controller alone gives me the willies....


My willie was up for the concept....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:35 pm

Greji wrote:My willie was up for the concept....
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Isn't it always like that?
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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:55 pm

Watched the video a few dozen times, and I'm wondering whether you can hook up a Tenga to the controller.
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Postby Greji » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:37 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Isn't it always like that?

When it ain't, I start grazing on the blue diamonds....
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:46 pm

Greji wrote:My willie was up for the concept....
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You'd break the machine. You see that little finger size plastic dildo they are using?

And mouting a Tenga on that? That'd be the end of Japanese civilization!
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Postby Ganma » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[B]Finally –]
Sankaku Complex | Oct 13, 2010
Eroge developer Illusion have made public a short video showing off a penis-controlled eroge tech demo...
[color="Gray"]More info and video[/color]...
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What is that? A vacuum cleaner? I prefer the traditional variety of penis-game controller ... it's called a woman.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:11 am

Ganma wrote:What is that? A vacuum cleaner? I prefer the traditional variety of penis-game controller ... it's called a woman.


yes i agree with you on that one.

just on the design concept... since it looks more like a vibu shouldn't the video be a leg spread w/ the vibu action going on?

if you wanted to use the demo they were using, they should have made something that you can put your own willy in and move about like that...

end of the day... still another sick japanese gimmic
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:17 am

If we're being really honest here, I must confess that rather than a game stick controlled by my penis, I'd prefer something like would let me take control of my willy instead of merely existing exclusively as a life-support system for the randy little bugger....
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