Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character

A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world."

Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols. Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1,000 signatures through the Internet.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

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[plaid_knight]

dlp

[wuchan]

This reminds me of [i]Chaos], and not in a good way. I feel bad for people who are so beaten down they cannot meaningfully connect to other people.

He is going to die waiting for her to say yes, or for her to hanko the marriage papers.

[Iraira]

Hey, it makes sense, as most of the cutsey Hello-Kitty-like heroines in comic books have no psychological faults and have breasts that defy gravity...usually those characteristics are negatively correlated. I wonder how 2-D sex feels

[plaid_knight]

dlp

[dimwit]

The problem with marrying comic book characters is what do you do when they start to get fat?

[bolt_krank]

So if they allow this to happen, does that mean I could get a visa through it ?

[Behan]

The problem with marrying comic book characters is what do you do when they start to get fat?

Maybe if you could find an issue that shows what her mother looks like.

[Buraku]

brilliant, that guy and the hundreds of people in a campaign must be completely fucking demented

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[John Dillinger]

Jeeeeezuuuus Christ!!!

I'm a pretty devoted anime/manga fan but this guy has lost his fucking mind!
I mean, I can somewhat understand the guys who buy the Realdolls or the anime
hug pillows, but oh shit, this is too much.

[hundefar]

I'm a pretty devoted anime/manga fan but this guy has lost his fucking mind!
I mean, I can somewhat understand the guys who buy the Realdolls or the anime
hug pillows, but oh shit, this is too much.

So you'd like to shag a pillow.

[alicia454]

There are nut-cases in every country, region, and society; Japan is no exception. What matters is how we treat them, and what if any platform we give or allow these nut-cases to have.

I would suggest a frontal lobotomy or shock therapy.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. ... However, that seems impossible with present-day technology.

Not true, he could lie underneath a roller-compactor "steam roller" and easily become a resident of the 2D world.

[Greji]

So you'd like to shag a pillow.

Ahhhh, you're not supposed to do that?

[Behan]

A bit off topic again, but did anyone see that Cosplay K-1 fighter last night? He came down to the ring dressed in drag.

I think this is him:





I think he said something like he consider cosplay to be his 'job' and fighting to be his 'hobbby' or means of supporting his 'job'.

[Taro Toporific]

[angelhalo55]

what O.o

[angelhalo55]

what the heck O.o:|