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Oh no! Is tentacle porn doomed?
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by Kuang_Grade » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:05 pm
I'm not sure if this yet another sign of the Apocalypse of Anime in the US, but I've stumbled over this.
Hentai Grape soda
Yeah, nothing like using bad taste to sell a drinkable product. But at $15 per 6 pack PLUS shipping I guess they can afford to alienate the 99.999% of the population that won't buy their product...And they sell matching condoms as well, which in my mind is even more offputting.
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by Sentakki Fried Chicken » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:08 pm
Charles wrote:
When I first glanced at this, I thought it was a screenshot from "Alien."
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by Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:31 pm
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Conroy: the slimy tentacles of Howard's internet
[color="Silver"]Fake[/color] Stephen Conroy - Monday, 16 March 2009
I'd like to address the concerns of Australians who feel that the Labor Government's Internet protection initiative addresses purely theoretical threats.
There are those, who walk our streets today, and loiter around fish markets, that are obsessed with the unnatural desire to participate in the forceful and dangerous coupling of unwilling humans with hideous, ocean-dwelling cephalopods.
I'm not talking about the depiction of college-aged girls who, after a grueling training session on the volleyball court, find themselves glancing -- a little too long -- at each others glistening, sweat-covered bodies in the changing rooms. A gentle kiss. A subtly probing touch...
No, I'm talking about thrashing, slime-covered tentacles that attack their victims by forcing unholy, pulsating appendages into any orifice they can pry open.
Tentacle Rape was isolated to Japan until Tim Berners-Lee and his allies unleashed the interweb upon us; opening a portal between the tiny Pacific nation and the rest of the world...more, more, more...
[/floatr] Conroy: the slimy tentacles of Howard's internet
[color="Silver"]Fake[/color] Stephen Conroy - Monday, 16 March 2009
I'd like to address the concerns of Australians who feel that the Labor Government's Internet protection initiative addresses purely theoretical threats.
There are those, who walk our streets today, and loiter around fish markets, that are obsessed with the unnatural desire to participate in the forceful and dangerous coupling of unwilling humans with hideous, ocean-dwelling cephalopods.
I'm not talking about the depiction of college-aged girls who, after a grueling training session on the volleyball court, find themselves glancing -- a little too long -- at each others glistening, sweat-covered bodies in the changing rooms. A gentle kiss. A subtly probing touch...
No, I'm talking about thrashing, slime-covered tentacles that attack their victims by forcing unholy, pulsating appendages into any orifice they can pry open.
Tentacle Rape was isolated to Japan until Tim Berners-Lee and his allies unleashed the interweb upon us; opening a portal between the tiny Pacific nation and the rest of the world...more, more, more...
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by Bucky » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:26 am
Couldn't figure out how to imbed this
http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/september-21st-2007-the-porn-interview/18833768
http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/september-21st-2007-the-porn-interview/18833768
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by Dragonette » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:22 am
Hidoi!
The above video is insulting to Japanese womanhood. No respectable anime schoolgirl would ever couple with a gaijin cephalopod. With the exception of a few well-endowed Japanese-speaking uchuujin, nothing but native tentacles fresh from the sea of Japan will suffice!
Remember that!
The above video is insulting to Japanese womanhood. No respectable anime schoolgirl would ever couple with a gaijin cephalopod. With the exception of a few well-endowed Japanese-speaking uchuujin, nothing but native tentacles fresh from the sea of Japan will suffice!
Remember that!
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