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Wanted: Sailor (Or Pirate)[/SIZE] (Tokyo/Yokohama)
Date: 2011-04-19, 9:25PM JST
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Position available for the right sailor. Hours negotiable, competitive pay scale.
The previous occupant of this position has taken a promotion to another "serious relationship" elsewhere. The employer has recently reevaluated the vacancy and is seeking an applicant who would be willing to work towards a possible full time position. As such, this employer now requires an enthusiastic and kind applicant to fulfill the following duties:
• Food/Beverage/Hospitality - The applicant will be required to accompany the employer to dining establishments and provide entertainment during the meal. All cuisines are acceptable, however on the occasions the employer insists on buying, it may be ramen and drinking outside convenience stores due to budgetary constraints.
• Manual Labour - The successful applicant will posess heavy lifting capabilities which may be utilised at such places as Ikea and Costco.
• International Grocery Acquisition - Must keep the employer supplied with Pop Tarts and various other hard to get items.
• International Postage Agent - The applicant will preferably have a U.S. postal address to facilitate the acquisition of duty free shoes.
Position Requirements:
• Ages 27 - 32 (Negotiable based on maturity and physical condition)
• Minimum height requirement: 5'10" (Not negotiable)
• Single
• Non smoker
• Not a sex murderer
• Fit, well groomed, and willing to undergo a pre-employment health check or provide evidence of good health. Applicant will show responsibility in sexual health practices.
• Track record of successful previous relationships. Jealousy or controlling tendencies will not be tolerated. Applicants who have previously ended a relationship by chat, email or text message need not apply.
• Applicant shall be of good character - Smart, funny, generous, financially responsible, even tempered, ambitious, flirtatious and kind.
About the employer:
• 26 years of life experience
• Single, no children
• Engaged in full time academic pursuits
• The employer is a fancy lady, who expects to be given the respect she deserves.
• Tall, blonde, Caucasian, slim to average build
• Creative, social, upfront & direct, adventurous, independent, easy going, good natured, funny, smart, kind, generous, and caring.
• Employer is engaged in other pursuits such as cooking, knitting and gaming, and maintains active friendships outside of work.
The business owner believes in giving back to her employee, and promotes an equitable working environment.
Applicants should note that non-monetary compensation may not be offered initially. At such a time as the applicant and employer agree on the future course of the working relationship, benefits may be paid out, however this is not a condition of employment.
If you feel you have special skills or experience you can bring to the position, your application is invited. Please include your particulars and a photo so the employer can evaluate applications on a more personal basis. (Pants are required in all submitted photographs, please). Recommendations or referrals are welcomed.
Further information about the employer or position will gladly be provided on request.
No time wasters!
Location: Tokyo/Yokohama
Compensation: Compensation is commiserate with experience, and may be subject to a sliding enthusiasm scale. May include cookies, birthday gifts and possible non-monetary rewards.
This is a part-time job.
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Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2334015476
