Help write Pob Rongi's [sic] memoir!

[Taro Toporific]

Writer/Publicist Needed (International)

Date: 2011-07-25, 2:26AM JST
Reply to: job-ykkm3-2510711487@craigslist.org
http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/wri/2510711487.html

*****I HAVE A BIZARRE STORY TO TELL***** One that deserves the attention of REALITY TV at it's best.
This story involves several successful SMUGGLING operations through NARITA INTERNATIONAL airport.....
.....clandestine drug deals done in the backstreets of UENO and ROPPONGI.....the story of a stolen car ring in OKINAWA....
....stolen car rings, outlaw biker gangs......and making erotic movies in TOKYO.
I am virtually a ONE-MAN REALITY SHOW with a WILD STORY to LIVE and TELL about!!!

I would like to HIRE a WRITER and PUBLICIST to GET THIS STORY WORLDWIDE ATTENTION.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A 25YR CRIME SPREE DURING THE LATE 70's, 80's and 90's.......

COMPENSATION CAN BE NEGOTIATED. I SIMPLY WANT THE STORY TOLD.
I WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR AN INTERVIEW via PHONE. WILL TO MEET FACE TO FACE pending signed agreement.
THANK YOU.

Location: International
Compensation: NEGOTIABLE
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[Coligny]

Tarochan... you soooo sexy...

[matsuki]

LOL, that is my new desktop wallpaper!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Hey, who moderated my post to put it in an entirely irrelevant thread?

Cheeky bugger.....

[FG Lurker]

This photo cracks me up every time I see it. Can you imagine if this guy had done the same thing in the US? Charging the police with a (plastic) pole while naked and clearly off his rocker? Very likely dead.

That FG standing behind the cops is also hilarious. "WTF!? Is this really happening!?"

[2triky]

This photo cracks me up every time I see it. Can you imagine if this guy had done the same thing in the US? Charging the police with a (plastic) pole while naked and clearly off his rocker? Very likely dead.

That FG standing behind the cops is also hilarious. "WTF!? Is this really happening!?"

In the States, they would have tasered his ass which, at the very least, would have caused his abdominal muscles to contract a few times to help tighten up that fuggin' gut.

[Greji]

In the States, they would have tasered his ass which, at the very least, would have caused his abdominal muscles to contract a few times to help tighten up that fuggin' gut.

And best yet the guy walked. I heard that since he was a fellow Brit, Mulby went to bat for him and got him off scot free....

[Catoneinutica]

And best yet the guy walked. I heard that since he was a fellow Brit, Mulby went to bat for him and got him off scot free....

I thought the guy was a Spaniard in the Works. Or maybe he was from Gibralter? Wonder if he'd eaten marshmallows spiked with Wellbutrin and Demerol, a la The Hangover 2.

[IparryU]

Here is my book on him...

"He is a fat fuck who caused issues and wants some sort of fame from it. Mind you that many other FGs have done, but because of his photos of his obese nudity, he wants some sort of compensation from it."

his book in a nut shell.

[TennoChinko]

Generally speaking, self-published 'have I got a story for you!' type of memoirs don't do very well.

Case in point, the late Rick Roa's "American Maverick in Japan: The Rick Roa Story" - by Tony Teora

http://www.tonyteora.com/?project=an-american-maverick-in-japan-the-rick-roa-story

Robert Whiting's "Tokyo Underworld: The Fast Times and Hard Life of an American Gangster in Japan" on the late Nick Zappetti worked because the author maintained his objectivity and was a stickler for research and verification of facts. Plus, he knows how to tell a story.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Just watched a video of this geez again....bloody Poms. Now you know why the sun never set on the British Empire: sneaky bastards couldn't be trusted in the dark....
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Actually, I loved the way this Pommy got everyone running away in fear. The cops in the boat has to go down as one of my all-time favorite Imperial Moat scenes.

[Catoneinutica]

The definitive FG memoir has already been written:

http://www.blackpassenger.com/

-catone
-The Ponger's memoir, at least the part covering the last few years, would go something like, day 1: I stayed in my apartment. Day 2: I stayed in my apartment. Someone rang the buzzer, but I didn't answer it. Day 3: I stayed in my apartment and watched some of my videos from c. 2001.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I thought the guy was a Spaniard in the Works. Or maybe he was from Gibralter? Wonder if he'd eaten marshmallows spiked with Wellbutrin and Demerol, a la The Hangover 2.

He was an English guy who lived in Spain and was on tour with a group of Spaniards.