frenchie freakazoids 'in Japan to live their dream'

[Taro Toporific]

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tokyo.craigslist.jp | 2013-08-12, 5:47AM JST
CAST CALL (JAPAN)
We are looking for french people who went/are in Japan to live their dream.
We also are looking for french people involved into Japanses new trend/tendancies...
The show, 26min, will be aired in France on NRJ 12 Channel.
Shooting time : Between September and november 2013.
Location: JAPAN
Compensation: Screened on french tv
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Posting ID: 3995376360 Posted: 2013-08-12, 5:47AM JST
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[yanpa]

I wonder if they'll find that guy who always wanted to live in an abandoned hospital?

[Russell]

I wonder if they'll find that guy who always wanted to live in an abandoned hospital?

In that case, 26 minutes will not be enough...

[Coligny]

Maternity clinic please...

Hospital usually have morgues in the basement... way way way cooler... (especially in summer...)

Compensation Punition : Screened on french tv

NRJ is a sort of french MTV, except they didn't bother with the "music video" phase and went full retard from the start...

Often Renault had limited edition low equipment cheaply priced "NRJ" (meaning energy btw) cars with a black panther logo of the original radio station...

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[Russell]

What?!?

Have there never be casualties in the Maternity clinic?

[Coligny]

While there are 2 recorded death in the clinic (only 1 human) they are all post cessation of practice.

None of them are from patients. Dadinlaw unlike modern clinic these days didn't fuck around with risky pregnancies and anything that could present danger for the mother or the future delivery was ordered hospitalized at the city hospital without delays. Not good for the business since you don't make money from the further checks/stay/delivery fees. But much better for the patients survival rate...

Just yesterday back from the farmer market with my wife we passed in front of a XXXX-group clinic when and ambulance was pulling out rushing to the city hospital...
Next words in the car were:
"again" and
"lucky I'm not on duty today"
They are 2nd to worse for those... 'too late to have been safe' emergency transfers to the city hospital...

But easily last week get the trophy for WTF... emergency transfer...
Ceasarian for a near term pregnancy (loss of conciouseness or sumthing)...
16 y/o schoolgirl...
75 kg (that's near twice mominlaw)
Don't know which one is the father (that one is a classic...)
chlamidya...
15 litter of water internal retention (taken in the last 2 weeks).
At the first cut all the water started to spill on the floor before they could reach for a vacuuming device...
That kind of shit should have its own TV shows...

[Russell]

While there are 2 recorded death in the clinic (only 1 human) they are all post cessation of practice.

That makes me wonder, what non-human organism was hospitalized in your clinic, and did not survive it?

Aliens again?!?

[yanpa]

Tragically I have been following FG for so long that I think I can guess that it was the crazy French cat.

[Coligny]

Tragically I have been following FG for so long that I think I can guess that it was the crazy French cat.

Yes... 1 year ago soon... Took less than 3 month for the Tabby one to start showing cabin fever/nervous breakdown signs of being the only furkid, that's why I started nursing kitteh for the local vet keeping one (crazy turtleshell) from the first kindle...

[wagyl]

It is all the unrecorded deaths I worry about.

[Russell]

It is all the unrecorded deaths I worry about.

[Coligny]

It is all the unrecorded deaths I worry about.

Your respectives moms aborshiunz don't count... Raw pig eating infidels...

(It HAD to end up in a yoMama... thingy... stuff...)

Plus a small video to make you weep a little before sleeping...

[Russell]

Hmm. In my case that is a video after sleeping.

And it doesn't make me weep. But then again, it may be my lack to understand those toy languages...

[Coligny]

Hmm. In my case that is a video after sleeping.

And it doesn't make me weep. But then again, it may be my lack to understand those toy languages...

Say the Dutch guy...

[Russell]

Hmm. In my case that is a video after sleeping.

And it doesn't make me weep. But then again, it may be my lack to understand those toy languages...

Say the Dutch guy...

Well, at least we know how to work our throats...