Drugged - last memory - The Oak Bar

[matsuki]

Israeli women were doing this in the pong a couple of years back. Would meet you in 911 or similar then they'd recommend their favourite bar. Once you'd go they'd try and get you to buy wine etc. If you're still reasonably sober you can spot it.

In Heartlands I've seen a few working women. Typically Western (or East European) and a bit old. My boss left with one of them once. Oak Door is just a trip upstairs so wouldn't be surprised if they moved around.

I've seen those whores before...I'd need to be drugged to even talk with them.

Speaking of which, there are plenty of lemurs that I have woken up next to that I wish I could blame on being drugged...a little alcohol seems to bring my standards down to levels that Coligny's cats wouldn't even bat at

[GomiGirl]

Speaking of which, there are plenty of lemurs that I have woken up next to that I wish I could blame on being drugged...a little alcohol seems to bring my standards down to levels that Coligny's cats wouldn't even bat at

Oh yes I hear that. There have been more than a few regrettable incidents in my time in Singleton.... "What was I thinking?"

[IparryU]

Oh yes I hear that. There have been more than a few regrettable incidents in my time in Singleton.... "What was I thinking?"

We have all been there and dont want to go back again...

Just imagine... walking up next to McToeJam or Yuffie the crooked tooth pug face

[rooboy]

Okay, I now accept the Op is telling the truth. But I have to say I aint never wanted to go into those kinds of bars, specially the small ones cause they're always sus anyway being so fucking 'intimate'.

As for McTojo, you never have to worry about that useless lump of shit being next to you in bed after getting blind drunk. He's too busy 'screwing Japanese women' who are his 'Japanese Mommys' - ha ha. The good thing about him is you never have to question whether he is telling the truth because you just automatically assume he's not and that's true 10 times outta 10.

[Coligny]

Oh yes I hear that. There have been more than a few regrettable incidents in my time in Singleton.... "What was I thinking?"

Wait !? youze and Chokonen !?

WHEN ?

Daguerreotype or...

[Dreamy_Peach]

Speaking of which, there are plenty of lemurs that I have woken up next to that I wish I could blame on being drugged...a little alcohol seems to bring my standards down to levels that Coligny's cats wouldn't even bat at

Indeed, sometimes having your camera stolen on a night out is not without some benefit.

[matsuki]

Wait !? youze and Chokonen !?

WHEN ?

Daguerreotype or...

Hahaha, if that happened I wouldn't have regretted waking up to GG's self serve nomihoudai milk bar.

Indeed, sometimes having your camera stolen on a night out is not without some benefit.

...unless someone decides to u/l what's on the memory card to the interwebz

[rooboy]

If Ralph B's still around can you tell us why you also posted this exact thread on gaijinpot? Just interested, mate...

[james]

If Ralph B's still around can you tell us why you also posted this exact thread on gaijinpot? Just interested, mate...

you could try, y'know.. thinking first before sprouting off at the mouth. see if you can get a few synapses cascading to form a complete thought and you may just surprise yourself (and us).

why the hell do you think he did that?

[Russell]

you could try, y'know.. thinking first before sprouting off at the mouth. see if you can get a few synapses cascading to form a complete thought and you may just surprise yourself (and us).

why the hell do you think he did that?

To attract new lurkers to FG?!?


No seriously, I will not tell the answer...

[rooboy]

you could try, y'know.. thinking first before sprouting off at the mouth. see if you can get a few synapses cascading to form a complete thought and you may just surprise yourself (and us).

why the hell do you think he did that?

Geez, what an uptight arsehole you manage to sound like without trying on most of your posts.

You sound like an old queen the way you get all shrill and attack a simple post like the one I just did.

Happy for you matey that you're enjoying life here so much that you've gotta act like you're having PMT most of the time ya post.

[Taro Toporific]

[Sa_Race]

The darkies, always... : /

[Coligny]

The darkies, always... : /

Battul stashiunz...

Fire zee Kärcher...

[Samurai_Jerk]

The darkies, always... : /

By darkies you mean niggers, right? You and AK would make excellent butt buddies.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

By darkies you mean niggers, right? You and AK would make excellent butt buddies.

oh husband, your straight talkin ways make me fall in love all over again.

what i really don't get about japanese roofies...why haven't the pharma companies started putting dye into the pills like roche does?

[Coligny]

By darkies you mean niggers, right? You and AK would make excellent butt buddies.

Ok, coming from Sa Race, this is what is called 'sarcasm'... hence my response on pressure washers:
Wikipedia on that topic

[Sa_Race]

By darkies you mean niggers, right? You and AK would make excellent butt buddies.

Not necessarily. Anything with a skin complexion darker than the real japanese people is a go. Like Aïnus or those paddyfield workers (brrrr they give me the creep).
I make no discrimination in my racist stereotypes and try to engulf as many strange-looking-wtf-is-they-are-talking people. Hence the word 'darkies'.

[Sa_Race]

Ok, coming from Sa Race, this is what is called 'sarcasm'... hence my response on pressure washers:
Wikipedia on that topic

Bitches don't know about my terriburu posting.

La fleur de la fleur sur FG.

[Coligny]

(Pierre DESPROGE)

Great, now I will have to explain Desproges, Le Luron and Coluche...

Like if I have not a time hard enough with "les nuls"... (think George Carlin, ut a team of 2 men and a woman, respectively playing a clueless idiot in charge, a village idiot and a run of the mill idiot)

Could have been worse though... Fernand Raynaud and his Baker tirade is even dustier...

So basically... These people in the 70' 80' were fighting daily racism in a way subtle enough not to get themselves killed(1) or forbidden from TV broadcast. One of the best highlights I can give is this sentence from Le Luron:

"They call me racist !, but I can't be racist, my dog is black !"

A longer and older one from Raynauld(2), was about an arab family settling in a village... everybody started complaining that "those foreigners were coming in to steal the bread of the French" (with bread as an allegory of jobs). After few weeks the father gets fed up of daily racism and leave the village... With now everybody complaining that they have no more bread (the food) to eat. Because the arab dude was in fact the new baker.

Must ad also the fact that people like Desproge were complete masters of the french language able to use and abuse it in ways so complexe that I'm pretty sure to this day only few academician giggled and understood all of the undertones. It's like Pixar movies there are many, many... many levels of readings...

For Coluche, it was not the raise of the "poop and farts" jokes... he was here to stirr the shit and put the stick in front of everyone nose. Started the food bank "resto du coeur" to help needy family to get food in winter. Was a presidential candidate.

and even tried to break to homophobia trends by 'marrying' Thierry le Luron...

There are still quite a few of these kind of comedians... Most of them got fired from their TV or radio jobs since the election of Sarkozy. They are now much more bitter and cynical. Seems they gave up on any kind of hope.


(1) For Coluche there are still a crapload of conspiracy theorist certain that it was not an accident... But it happened in 1986 just 1 year after our wonderfull fuck up against the Rainbow Warrior... So I can't really blame them...

(2) when I say old, it's Greji-level old. You can still find it in radio recording or few awefully bad black and white TV archives... but that's even worse quality than the moon landing tape...