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My advice to those coming to Tokyo

Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:54 pm

Before you come to Japan you can watch the videos here or on my YouTube below http://tinyurl.com/SUCCESSFULINTOKYO

I hope you get something out of them, like some not so #%!@ed advice.

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Postby Coligny » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:37 pm

woa...

deja-vu...

(no I won't throw the furst stone...)
Marion Marechal nous voila !

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Postby Fullback » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:01 pm

You see? Now this is what I'm talkin' about.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:18 am

Holy re-post Batman!!!!!
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:37 am

Aaaaargh ... must ... resist ...

Tie me to the mast ... quickly!!
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Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:49 am

Production values!:confused:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:03 am

Yokohammer wrote:Aaaaargh ... must ... resist ...

Tie me to the mast ... quickly!!


Greji, bring the viagra, I got the ropes the camera... and the titul of the next DVD... : "Super happy pirate mast rape party"
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Postby Greji » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:15 am

Coligny wrote:Greji, bring the viagra, I got the ropes the camera... and the titul of the next DVD... : "Super happy pirate mast rape party"

Got everything packed, ready and two goats on standby....
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Postby AML » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:28 am

Some Goat news here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:43 am

Coligny wrote:Greji, bring the viagra, I got the ropes the camera... and the titul of the next DVD... : "Super happy pirate mast rape party"

Damn ... some people will take advantage of any opportunity!
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:21 pm

That's how you makes a muney...

(joking, just marry a sugar mama, muuuuch easier...)
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Postby IparryU » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:14 pm

Coligny wrote:That's how you makes a muney...

(joking, just marry a sugar mama, muuuuch easier...)

intro please?
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Postby waruta » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:03 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Before you come to Japan you can watch the videos here or on my YouTube below http://tinyurl.com/SUCCESSFULINTOKYO

I hope you get something out of them, like some not so #%!@ed advice.

TOKYO JOE



Dude, you need to change your handle to InakaJoe with that hick accent of yours...

On a side note, Successful in Tokyo is an antonym to English Teacher.
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:30 pm

If no one else is going to say it, I will... what a fucking waste of bandwidth.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:52 pm

I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard the intro! It was scary and hilarious at the same time8-O
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:05 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard the intro! It was scary and hilarious at the same time8-O

I wasn't going to click but after reading your comment I decided I'd have a laugh.

Holy shit, what the fuck was that!? I couldn't understand what the intro was saying until about the 10th time it repeated, then I couldn't understand a word that guy was saying. Was it English!?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:I wasn't going to click but after reading your comment I decided I'd have a laugh.

Holy shit, what the fuck was that!? I couldn't understand what the intro was saying until about the 10th time it repeated, then I couldn't understand a word that guy was saying. Was it English!?


You peaked my interest enough to listen. I had no problem understanding. It's either a very lame attempt at humor or a peak into a mentally ill man's mind.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:36 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:...It's either a very lame attempt at humor or a peak into a mentally ill man's mind.
Is there a difference?


From a post on Toky Joe's website....
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:40 pm

Thanks for the comments TTTokyolios.

I hope that subprime degree is serving you well this the year 2011 in Tokyo Land as your tramp off to your cubicle/jerb.

Don't forget to listen to podcast 2 where some of you with the goat expertise can help my friend Tokyo Jim who is stuck in the goat lands and needs to get to Tokyo.

And thanks to those of you who did for joining The Tokyo Forum and posting these great tips about your subprime career in Tokyo.

http://tinyurl.com/fuckedgaijinman

PEACE

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Postby wuchan » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:49 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Thanks for the comments TTTokyolios.

I hope that subprime degree is serving you well this the year 2011 in Tokyo Land as your tramp off to your cubicle/jerb.

Don't forget to listen to podcast 2 where some of you with the goat expertise can help my friend Tokyo Jim who is stuck in the goat lands and needs to get to Tokyo.

And thanks to those of you who did for joining The Tokyo Forum and posting these great tips about your subprime career in Tokyo.

http://tinyurl.com/fuckedgaijinman

PEACE

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Postby This is a pen » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:00 pm

That was painful!

Tokyo Joe is either drunk or retarded. Not sure which, maybe both.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:17 pm

Ok, I'm debating whether to actually watch this video or just go take a shower. No domesticated animals waiting in the shower, and I am a sucker for punishment. I've read lots of French literature (not a swipe at Cal-lig-knee), so I can deal with the non-sense. Advice?:shroom:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:18 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You peaked my interest enough to listen. I had no problem understanding.

Guess there's more hic in you than me. :twisted:

Samurai_Jerk wrote:It's either a very lame attempt at humor or a peak into a mentally ill man's mind.

Definitely the latter, perhaps also the former.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:19 am

Iraira wrote:Ok, I'm debating whether to actually watch this video or just go take a shower.

Go take a shower, you're not missing anything at all. If you listen for 30 seconds you'll just be wishing you could get those 30 seconds back.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:22 am

Taro Toporific wrote:From a post on Toky Joe's website....

Yeah, don't come to Japan because you have to put up with music from portable gas stations. wtf? :lol:
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:56 am

Iraira wrote:Ok, I'm debating whether to actually watch this video or just go take a shower. No domesticated animals waiting in the shower, and I am a sucker for punishment. I've read lots of French literature (not a swipe at Cal-lig-knee), so I can deal with the non-sense. Advice?:shroom:


Avoid Michel Ouellebeck, Amelie Nothomb and Bernard Henry Levy. Life get better, stick to cooking books and writings from Marquis de Sade. Any use of the French language not geared toward sex, food or insults is a waste of time.

Your average day could go bye with only 3 sentences:
J'ai faim !
Tu baises ?
casses toi pauvre con !

(respectively: i'm hungry, wanna fuck and GTFO)
Marion Marechal nous voila !

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Postby Iraira » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:40 am

Coligny wrote:Avoid Michel Ouellebeck, Amelie Nothomb and Bernard Henry Levy. Life get better, stick to cooking books and writings from Marquis de Sade. Any use of the French language not geared toward sex, food or insults is a waste of time.

Your average day could go bye with only 3 sentences:
J'ai faim !
Tu baises ?
casses toi pauvre con !

(respectively: i'm hungry, wanna fuck and GTFO)


You are asking me to consider a lot when purchasing an archaic item such as a book. Usually, if the pop-up animals are cute, it gets bought and sits next to the toilet until I run out of appointed paper. Ubu roi needs more pretty pictures of guillotines.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:46 pm

Coligny wrote:Avoid Michel Ouellebeck, Amelie Nothomb and Bernard Henry Levy. Life get better, stick to cooking books and writings from Marquis de Sade. Any use of the French language not geared toward sex, food or insults is a waste of time.

Your average day could go bye with only 3 sentences:
J'ai faim !
Tu baises ?
casses toi pauvre con !

(respectively: i'm hungry, wanna fuck and GTFO)

well... i learned all the french i will ever need.

thanks coligny!
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Postby Fullback » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:03 pm

The word is "piqued," not peaked. My interest was piqued.
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Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:53 am

FG Lurker wrote:Yeah, don't come to Japan because you have to put up with music from portable gas stations. wtf? :lol:

It was probably Chirigami Kokan. You wonder if that guy has ventured out from his Eigo Sensei world.
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