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[Papa-Lazarou]

Classic email from a Japanese ex
"Will you pay for me to visit Singapore? i can stay in your hotel with you!"


hmmm, been whoring yourself much recently Megumi?

[AssKissinger]

Classic email from a Japanese ex
"Will you pay for me to visit Singapore? i can stay in your hotel with you!"


hmmm, been whoring yourself much recently Megumi?

So I assume you're looking forward to a nice visit then?

[Papa-Lazarou]

Classic email from a Japanese ex
"Will you pay for me to visit Singapore? i can stay in your hotel with you!"


hmmm, been whoring yourself much recently Megumi?

So I assume you're looking forward to a nice visit then?

I havn't had a wank for 2 days, so im thinking..............yes!

[kamome]

Classic email from a Japanese ex
"Will you pay for me to visit Singapore? i can stay in your hotel with you!"


hmmm, been whoring yourself much recently Megumi?

I would kick that shit to the curb. But at least she's honest about it. Chicks who pretend to be into you and are really trying to reach into your back pocket are bad news. I knew this one chick I met in Roppongi who wasn't even a girlfriend but would ask me for diamonds and clothes whenever she got drunk. I never bought her a damn thing, which probably explains why I never got "compensated" in return.

[GuyJean]

I knew this one chick I met in Roppongi..

Say no more.. I don't wanna know.

GJ

[kamome]

I knew this one chick I met in Roppongi..

Say no more.. I don't wanna know. ]

Yeah, how many stories start with that line, right?

[FG Lurker]

Classic email from a Japanese ex
"Will you pay for me to visit Singapore? i can stay in your hotel with you!"

You're giving me flashbacks!

Just get a hooker man... You're paying for it anyway, why risk all the complications you could get from a woman that you already know is crazy?

[Neo-Rio]

Might be easier if you found a woman with the money already.

Who needs a hooker when it the man's job to sell himself off to women anyway?

[arglborps]

[PDavies]

Does anyone know how to access terekura, or the internet equivalent? Are there some that I can use English?

Thanks

[Ketou]

Terekura went out with bushy eyebrows. Not sure if there is even an internet equivalent...these days most would use deai sites.

[wuchan]

Does anyone know how to access terekura, or the internet equivalent? Are there some that I can use English?

Thanks

did you try the numbers on telephone poles?:confused:

[Typhoon]

My last J-Girl was a funny one, or maybe not.

She was your typical English student looking for a Gaijin with cash so she could go on holidats to Thailand every few months.
As she was so incredibly cute, and smart and funny i really didnt mind paying out occasionally (+ she took it up 'trap 2')

So we are going out for about 9 months, everything is going alright and we go off to Pattaya.
After about 3 days we are walking around getting offered sex as per usual when she stops dead and points out this really cute hooker, "oh wow i wonder how much she costs??" she says
After a few more mekong whiskeys she decides it would be 'fun' to get a hooker so we do just that. The problem is that she keeps spanking the Thai girl, who motions her to stop. This really pissed her off and she starts smacking her quite hard and shouting a lot. The whole trice ends quite messily and the hooker leaves in a huff. Tomo at this point hasnt done anything besides smack and shout a lot.
This appears to be her 'thing' and we spend the next few months getting into odd little 3somes where she takes the role of mini dominatrix and abuses the other girl.
1 time she cracked her friend across the face and they end up brawling while i sit there trying to keep my pecker up.
Another time she got furious that her friend was far too tight for me to penetrate so she kicked her giving her a bruise that covered half her thigh.
The last time i saw her we were in some tranny bar in Roppongi and she was trying to get a brazillian 'girl' to come back with us for free, when she refused Tomo ripped her wig off which started a brawl with the other 'chicks' in the bar. I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

It's post such as the above that make FG an obligatory read.

Have you considered composing an entry to Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest?

[Christoff]

I must agree, the story was pretty rich.

[Iraira]

After reading that, I feel my life is pretty damn boring.

[Ikemen-of-d00m]

My last J-Girl was a funny one, or maybe not.

She was your typical English student looking for a Gaijin with cash so she could go on holidats to Thailand every few months.
As she was so incredibly cute, and smart and funny i really didnt mind paying out occasionally (+ she took it up 'trap 2')

So we are going out for about 9 months, everything is going alright and we go off to Pattaya.
After about 3 days we are walking around getting offered sex as per usual when she stops dead and points out this really cute hooker, "oh wow i wonder how much she costs??" she says
After a few more mekong whiskeys she decides it would be 'fun' to get a hooker so we do just that. The problem is that she keeps spanking the Thai girl, who motions her to stop. This really pissed her off and she starts smacking her quite hard and shouting a lot. The whole trice ends quite messily and the hooker leaves in a huff. Tomo at this point hasnt done anything besides smack and shout a lot.
This appears to be her 'thing' and we spend the next few months getting into odd little 3somes where she takes the role of mini dominatrix and abuses the other girl.
1 time she cracked her friend across the face and they end up brawling while i sit there trying to keep my pecker up.
Another time she got furious that her friend was far too tight for me to penetrate so she kicked her giving her a bruise that covered half her thigh.
The last time i saw her we were in some tranny bar in Roppongi and she was trying to get a brazillian 'girl' to come back with us for free, when she refused Tomo ripped her wig off which started a brawl with the other 'chicks' in the bar. I distinctly remember whilst punching a Russian transexual in the face that i should probably start making some changes in my life.......

So i came back to the UK, and now i wish i hadnt!

This is perhaps the funniest story I've read this year...

[Yokohammer]

This is perhaps the funniest story I've read this year...

From 2005 ... talk about excavating old gold!

[Ikemen-of-d00m]

From 2005 ... talk about excavating old gold!

All hail Typhoon for reminding us of this greatness!

[IparryU]

After reading that, I feel my life is pretty damn boring.

And we all thought we had good stories of Roppongi/J-girls/Thailan/etc.

This tops it.

F****ing crazy cool

[hurryharry]

....lol...that's some fucked up J chick...ha ha ha...